"Ugh...you said this was gonna be a fun date. You're

>>5021193
>>>/L*pchan/

>>5021193
im almost 25, im too old for this.
*gets shot*
heh, on my last day with the force, too, heh heh....*cough*

>>5021193
well I'M not the one with a bepis

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>>5021193
my mfw when face when the stuff their puttin in the water is turnin the froges gay

>and liek it

>more secret CIA drugs plz

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>>5021385
and by gey i ofc mean perfectly straight

because thats a girl (male) and liekin grils is straight

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Cuuk

>>5021193
that's a cute girl

>>5021379
what did you mean by this?

>>5021193
what the ?
why are u showing me that disgusting bby penis?

>>5021233
dubs confirm

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5021767
For one, it's soft. Two, it's fine. Three, every girl deserves to have her penis worshipped and succed.

nice dick, bitch

>>5021193
Wanna know something fun, you aint got underwear XDD

>>5021193
im 12 whats this

>>5021193
I wonder what her smol lower boobs smell like ;)

Here is some nice reading material
https://exhentai.org/g/826878/7be28560f9/

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>>5021898
she does, but its underwear thats actually designed for girls (male) unlike underwear thats oddly designed for girls (female) like most men end up wearing, which crams their nuts together uncomfortably, since the underwear is designed for baginas, and not to accommodate a benis. she has smart undies that are accommodating of the girls' cute feminine penis, like every girl (male) should. :^)

>>5022101
wow you know like how you see something but you dont really see it then someone points it out again and you're like WTF how did i miss that?!

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>>5022137
its because i changed history, relative to your consciousness' perspective. :^)

either that or your consciousness changed, relative to history's perspective >:^)

>>5022085
Like sweaty girl balls. A intense taste, very arousing and profuse.

>>5022214
>sweaty girl balls

for the sake of shit posting we must assume girl penis doesn't smell as strong so it'd be like when a waitress gets her pits too close to you when she reaches over and u get a whiff of her deodorant and ur like hey boner what ur doing over there

dum

>>5022094
ill master bait to this but no homo

>>5022330
Ofc no homo friend

>>5021193. Well it appears we are at an impasse. The complete idea was I was out with a lady but this sham has been uncovered. With the size of those testicles and penis you are no lady nay not even a nasty trap...no much darker I believe you are a squirrel!!!!. A shorn squirrel. This date is vermooth. I bid you good day squirrel..go forth and bury nuts or whatever a squirrel does these days....sally forth!!!!!@

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5022408
I did not laugh at this post

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>>5022408
that was not funnily enough to me

i did not find ur post to be qutee, or tru

>>5022408
Any sane person would immediately lay down and suck her penis until she shot a hot load of girlcock milk inside your throat and immediately after get on all fours so she can fuck your ass raw and shoot another load of lady cum inside your ass.

The only sham here is you pretending to not lust after cute girl benis.

>>5022413
I did not like it

t. Sam I Am

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>>5022094
>tfw you forgot to bypass sadpanda