>working in a hotel, check in a guest that comes often >he

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>working in a hotel, check in a guest that comes often
>he brought his family to celebrate the new year
>normal looking family except one son
>the epitome of autism as an insult
>greets us by only speaking German
>long, unkept hair, swimming trunks, bowling shoes, slipknot backpack that he has yet to take off, and a deadpool letterman jacket
>tries to be funny by saying literally anything he can think of but mumbles halfway through what he's saying
>ends every sentence with "ya know what I mean?"
>dude starts complaining about having to share a room with his brother and how it's weird because they haven't seen each other in years
>shouts "HE'S A CUCK, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN? DRIES UP EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN"
>"I do LSD, but not here ya know what I mean? COLORADO'S WHERE IT'S AT"
>"Where's the nearest gas station, I hope they accept gold ya know what i mean"
>lordtakemeoutofmymisery
>goes to his room and comes back down about an hour later
>"can I get some yogurt"
>"I don't know why I'm eating this, I'm allergic to milk, ya know what I mean?"
>"yeah I'm Jewish nowhatimean we aren't supposed to do things that are unclean mumble mumble mumble ya know what I mean?"
>"how do you get your teeth so white?"
>I uh, i brush them everyday
>"I'm allergic to fluoride ya know what I mean"
>"I got dragged out of he house to come, I work security IT from my bedroom so I never leave the house ya know what I mean"

He currently is in the pool room. He asked if he could play music in there and I asked if he would just keep the volume down.
>"But I wanna listen to Slayeeerrrrrr" *sticks out tongue and does that hand horn sign shit*