I think /g/ is trying to trick me into becoming a crossdressing

>>5013535
Well you're genuinely going to need a good pair of programming socks if you want to get ANYWHERE in coding. However, you should note that there's a difference between a sissy and a trap. You're going to need to be doing the latter rather than the former while you're coding or else you'll mess the whole thing up by being a semen-hungry cumslut for cocks the whole time and not be able to focus on your work.

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This thread is a plea for attention

>>5013542
be attent to this! *grabs dick*

>>5013535
Does /g/ actually have its own line of stockings on amazon or are these just photoshopped to rename the product... I'm leaning towards the latter but I don't feel like searching amazon for "programming socks" to verify

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>>5013544
N-nice dubs

>>5013545
It's photoshopped i bought some of these way back when

>>5013535
Stop browsing /g/

>>5013545
I just checked. There are no programming socks.
Also, op, don't fall for the cross dressing meme to program.

>>5013550
Did they improve your programming skills?

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>>5013553
Yes. But like an earlier post said, you must keep your sanity. There is a fine line between the sacrifice for science and tje sacrifice for male genetalia. I crossed that line, i don't want any friends to fall upon the same le homoe fate I did.

>>5013560
For many of us, it's already too late.

>>5013550
>>5013552
Lol okay. If male crossdressers are the best programmers then why aren't many grils programmers? I won't fall for the meme it seems like silly nonsense to me.

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why dont you become a respectable onee-sama instead?

>>5013566
Because women don't often get dressed up to program. They wear frumpy stuff like sweatpants and hoodies. They don't realize to active their "Codetential" they have to dress cute.
The only reason this phenomena was discovered at all is being traps love dressing up in girly clothes so much that they would even do it while they were programming. Enough of them did this and the boost in skill was so obvious that it became recognizable. It's these early pioneers that allowed us to recognize another fundamental aspect of the universe, and it's no wonder that many in their own demographic look up to and are inspired by them. This essentially debunks the "why no qt girls" theory that people such as yourself often posit.

i found these stockings with hearts on em in the garbadge today
are they gay enuff to turn me into a master vb.net programmar???

>>5013577
A trap's code will be as trashy as his outfit.

>>5013574
Okay but girls look like girls even in plain clothes. One thing that always bothers me about crossdressers is the way they dress in some fetishized parody exaggeration of normal female clothes. It's like cosplay or sth.

>>5013585
It's about the clothes silly. That's the wonderful thing about programming. Anyone can do it you just need the right clothing and possibly makeup. Plain clothes just won't cut it half the time. Simple dresses will do, so you don't need to go full maid outfit, but at the same time it couldn't hurt.

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>>5013585
>One thing that always bothers me about crossdressers is the way they dress in some fetishized parody exaggeration of normal female clothes.

not always

>>5013585
but real girls don't dress cute, so crossdressers dress cuter than real girls

>>5013541
i enjoyed reading this

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>>5013541
Actually studies have shown within 95% confidence limits that semen-hungry cumsluts are much more capable of programmers than regular trap crossdressers for the 3-5 hours after having their cocklust satiated.
The most efficient method for using programming socks is to have sex where you are the girl immediately before work with one or two cock breaks throughout the day.

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>>5013643
Citation needed

>>5013574
that's cuz women don't code they "kode"

mcw (my chaika wehn) s4s is a containment board for /g/ posters to act retarrded.

>>5013681
Steele J, Burbank V, Gerard A. Unravelling the technology behind programming socks. The International Journal of Computer Programming. 2015 May;44(5):307-10.

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>>5013681
[1] Personal experience

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>>5013535
They're right, you know.

>>5013566
checked.

it's because the power comes from crossdressing and less women crossdress. Plus, it's harder for women to crossdress, as just throwing on men's clothing isn't considered crossdressing for them.

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>>5013577
n-nice dubs~!

(and it isn't even a safe day on my ovulation cycle)

>>5013789
pls dont abort my babies

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>>5013631
this tbh

girls make such a thing about being ironic contrarian's that even going about in a sundress is considered "overdoing it." nevermind that they're strutting about in pants all day, which by any generation's standards except specifically the 60s flower child movement onwards, would be considered ridiculous cross dressing, fit for a clown.

it's not that male cross dressers are exaggerating. It's that literally even women who wear actual woman's clothing are considered over dressing for the occasion, because they're so socially determined to prove how NOT feminine they are, that they've actually forgotten that wearing bows in your hair, and being in a dress every day used to be not only normal, but actually expected. The idea of adorning oneself as if they were a delightful treasure, present even to be savored is now held in such scorn, that even DARING to do so is fit to be met with bullying, and scorn by other women, who unconsciously assist in this societal drift to be contrarian to the previous fashions, if for no other reason than "because that's what the older girls did to me."

so, when you reveal biological gender so much, by showing scorn and a teasing, disapproving manner of the idea of dressing up in authentic women's fashion, by calling it "too much," you not only persist in a childish habit of unconsciously proving so very much how DIFFERENT you are from societal trends, by going against the previous grain (doubley ironic because the unconscious social drifting which leads you to do so is nothing but more conformity, in the guise of anti-conformity, in a way that the contrarian is rarely even consciously aware of) but do so only exactly because it is an authentically feminine fashion sense you wish to dissuade with your teasing and bullying.

and all this is lost on you, for want of an education about literally any time other than exactly the one you have personally experienced. really it would do you good to open a book now and again :3

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>>5013701
>>5013702
Did you know that tiny shorts make you good at basketball, though?

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>>5013535
>sissy
That's a bit rude.
Just embrace /g/'s instructions and become extremely !!***GENKI***!! and kawaii:333^____^ girl (male).

Or, you know, become a lemon and join the line.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>5013888
nice trips but no sissy shaming

>tfw no ironic trap ironic man ironically being a girl gf/bf

>>5013899
aint no doubt this shit is crazy
fuckin each other's moms

>>5013888
C-c-c-checked


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>>5013897
but its haram

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>>5013933 (you) (dubs)
With the amount of pork you've taken down your throat I'm surprised to see you care about what is and isn't haram.

>>5013949
Sassy!

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>>5013949
i would never

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>>5013954
What's that?
You would never take that shimakaze outfit you were given and wear it on one of your nights out to the toilet stalls where you spend hours on your knees?

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>>5013970
but i dont want to get it dirty

Nice, the sissies are all in one thread.

Can we nuke this thread now?

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>>5013978
You must have very strong mouth suction to remove every trace of semen from those garments so that they do not stain.

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>>5013984
i am careful to ensure such things do not get on them

>>5013980
u cant kill the gays they know how to ban evade
they are everywhere
dont trust anyone
theyre watching us right now

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>>5013994
You're such a lust-slut that you diligently swallow every last globule of semen that passes your lips so as not to waste a nanoangstrom of the precious fluid.

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>>5014006
no its only because it makes cleanup easier

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>>5014008
I expect you need to do everything you can to reduce the fallout from your hot steamy lust sessions.

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>>5013933
>>5013949
>>5013954
>>5013970
>>5013978
>>5013984
>>5013994
>>5014006
>>5014008
>>5014027
Girls(male) please, my benis can only get so hard.

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>>5014043
Cage it

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>>5014059
already been done in my case

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>>5014098
How long has it been since last release?

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>>5014101
only a few days

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>>5014105
You should stay locked until you look like pic related

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>>5014111
dumb animeposter

>>5014111
you stole poopbois trips you little knucklehead delete your post your a disgrace to [s4s]

>>5013544
uwu

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>>5014111
thatd be longer than i could bear