>be me >wake up >almost current year+1 >log on to

>>5010030
How to fortune?

>>5010033
nice dubs
>>5010030
who are you quoting

>>5010036
Oh thanks! Nice singles, bro!

>be me
>wake up daily routine have some coffee and smoke a bowl
>uh oh
>go to bathroom and have a nice power shit
>look down and notice a fat glob of precum was splattered on the wall

the power my shit literally propelled my cum onto the wall, and I'm happy about that

>>5010045
That is a very good story. I'm glad you are so happy.

>be me
>wake up
>can't remember my name
>stumble to other side of my one room apartment
>browser has fifty tabs of [s4s] open
>a paperweight holds down F5
>there's a post-it note on the side of the screen
>TODO: kill swaglord
>there's more written, reach out to pick it up
>it falls off
>there's a voice behind me
>"Looks like the adhesive wasn't very strong. I guess it wasn't very ... sticky"
>turn around
>swaglord is in the middle of my room, grilling corn
>wake up in a cold sweat
>repeat

Fortune posting

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>5010073
That is another nice story! Wow, people on the web have great stories!

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5010077
i too like the stories bosted in his itt but these dubs i like even more

>>5010100
nice dubs aswell poopboi

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5010103
o thank u