im a girl and I want to dom my BFF so bad (she's a girl

trick her

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4997660
Grab her by the pussy

>>4997669
thats rude ;_;

>>4997660
say its for charity

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>>4997671
Im gonna fucking kill you you piece of shit. Why dont you do it yourself and get it over with faggot

>>4997660
Ask her

>>4997660
hi

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So a fandom, forum, or some other form of online locality decides to start engaging in a bit of self-deprecating humor, satire, or any other form of irony. If the community members find this to be especially relevant and/or humorous, they will likely take up repeating and spreading said banter. This is when the concept of post-irony comes into play. Post-irony is defined by being the point at which the line between irony and sincerity becomes, for the most part, obfuscated. New members entering the community with no prior knowledge of this self-conscious satire will begin interpreting elements of it as earnestness (largely due to the bandwagon effect), which will eventually cause the initially comedic concept to evolve into sincerity.

>>4997660
I wonder what a/u/tist would say about this

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>>4997660
dumb animeposter

>>4997660
Ask /u/??

>>4997660
Most of my adolescent then adult life was my typical male dominant sexual activity. However, I never was the typical male Dom such that I always had a great respect for girls and women. I successfully completed 10 full years of college after high school. I was a high school football star and received a college football scholarship. I also trained karate and kept very atheletically fit and active. I graduated Med school and came to St. Louis for my surgical residency training. While in Chicago as a Med student, and completing my Master’s Degree in human anatomy & physiology, my medically and surgical anatomical knowledge exponentially grew and accumulated. I used this expertise when I dated genetic female’s. I then & still today live to eat pussy, tongue fuck asshole and suck and lick clits. Shaved ones of course! I was totally drawn to transgendered gurls as well as genetic girls. I shaved my balls, cock and my total ass and asshole areas routinely as I also do now.

As my two children grew into their early 20’s, my sexual desires and persona changed. A hemrrhoid surgery while early in my private practice helped me finally realize what I knew I always desired. Post operatively, the surgeon who performed my ANAL/RECTAL surgery needed to stress open my anus and rectum from fibrosing (scarring too tightly) and the end result was a discovery I thank God for. Prostate massage, stimulation is unbelievably sexually stimulating and orgasmic!! I now CRAVE BEING asspussy fuc ked but by a genetic female wearing her Strapon dildo! Nothing and I mean absolutely NOTHI

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>>4997660
rape her ass with one of these (no lube)

dom me

(I'm a boy btw)

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>>4997660
Ask /u/ or A/u/tist. Theyre pretty gay (girl [female?])

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>>4997660
You take a seat

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>>4998769
Can I have one too? I have been needing a new chair for a while.

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T.F.W your friend tricks you and you end up getting dommed by her on accident

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>>4998803
>women
>good at being dominant

no idea who the fuck I'm quoting.

>>4998337
great record sleeve, shame about the music though

>>4998344
>>4998355
dubz

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>4998808
2deep4you or you simply don't like drone music which is understandable

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well first of all, you have to know if shes gay or not, if shes not... well... you should just forget about her, if she is, then you need to start up soft, you know, have lunch with her everyday, go to the tea club, have fun with your other lesbian friends, you could also opt to hold hands while walking together, dont worry, since you are both anime girls it wont look weird, after you do all that you have to confess your love to her!, or, wait until she does it, this is the most important part, if you are the one confessing, make sure to look elegant, do it in a special place, and make sure to look like a proper onee-sama, i will give you this useful guide to help you in your anime lesbian ways, good luck!

>>4998805
women are good at domming other women because they feel more confident, rather than "pretending" to dominate a man just because he let her

>>4998822
That's pretty logical, I was about to say any purported dominance a woman has is mentally given to her from the man

clearly I'm to masculine to understand the subtleties at play in a true girl on girl relationship

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>>4998820
This is such bad advice. If she's straight you should try twice as hard because straight girls are so easy to seduce.

t. an actual lesbian

>>4998827
tits or gtfo *but unironically

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>>4998831
you have to reel her in first with pics of girl(females)

then you give her the fat germanic berserker cock

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>>4998827
yes i know but anime lesbians arent the same, they always end up going for the guy, trust me, i have experience getting yuribaited

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>>4998835
huh wow thanks

>>4998827
it's true I'm a straighgt girl and got seduced by a lesbian somehow >_<

>>4997660
justr tickle her.....
fricking dummy

>>4997660
Pls can you dom me?

I'll dress like a girl and I'll be a perfect slave, do everything you want, I mean real work like cooking and cleaning the house, pls!

>>4998878
Haha but seriously we're all girls here there are no boys in this board.

>>4998927
nah there are men here

sorry it doesn't fit your neurotic gay fantasy

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>>4998820
>praying to mary

>>4998927
>>4998929
yeh im amn too
wanna see my penis

>>4998929
Dick or GTFO

>>4998930
The grave victory of Protestantism is a sobering reminder that intellectualism is the Devil's greatest tool to turn man from God

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>4998929
we're all girls on s4s idiot

>>4998965
i am big man... whjo wants to be my wife !.:]
i am very NICE guy!

>>4998941
>Godly Luck
>Godly
>God
brb converting to Catholicism

>>4998965
ok "princess" how about you go up to a straight guy and see how much he wants to fuck you

delusional retards, nobody in reality world wants you. you're a fetish and you know it thats why you surround yourself with other human failures

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>>4998974
>vulgairty

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4998974
Rude. I bang a different guy every other day. Maybe you're jealous?

>>4998974
wtf did u just say to me

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>mfw i got tricced

>>4998988
nice dubs

>>4998337
eheheheeh

>>4998988
slut

>>4999048
Yes, and proud to be one!

>>4997660

lesbians can't dominate, only men can

Women prefer big dominant masculine men, and tend to avoid small unmasculine ones. The logical conclusion is that they will not even entertain the thought of submitting to a very small, feminine woman, and this shows in the stats (lesbians have the lowest rates of intercourse among all couples)

>>4998805
Even when you're anonymous I can still tell it's you just by how terrible your posts are.

>>4999071
>lesbians have the lowest rates of intercourse among all couples

duh because they are the purest

>>4999057
Does it feel good to be degraded like the cum receptical that you are?

>>4999100
I can hear the flab on your neck as you typed that out.

"mmm yes *snorts* slutty little boyslut...*

rofl

>>4999108
Does the noise of my flab turn you on, slut?

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>>4997660
Why are girls so lewd?

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>>4999222
>999
>222

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