giv me ur best pickup lines

Hello ur mom

hey hey hairy snatch wanna fart on my prick

omg ur so pretty and inteligent pls date me

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Don't fight back

a brick

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hi r u robbie rotten because u r number one!

>>4990822
>Don't fight back
dubs

gime some sugar baby

https://youtu.be/rhHgZL211XQ

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Auschwitz la vista baby

>>4990921
<swarzenNIGGER

das racis

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>>4990814
give me a chance or I'll kill myself

oh hai u want me insert bemis in ur memeholio

Are you a garbage truck? Cause I'm a peace of trash and I want you to hold me

are u a dishwasher because your hot and make my plates feel shiny and clean and also your very convenient

>>4990814
my name is cooper and i want to put it in your pooper.

>>4990858
This one works!

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AYYYYY LEMME SMANG IT GURL

These dubs can go in ur tushy girl, I kno u mite like summin like dat

>>4991577
>are u a dishwasher because your hot and make my plates feel shiny and clean and also your very convenient
dubs

Cute

>um hey ive been really sad an i was just wonderin something lol
5 minutes later
>can i say or will u b mad
7 minutes later
>im just gonna ask pls don be mad
>ive bene rlly sad n lonely so i was um
2 minutes later
>can we like do a
>no strings attached?
>like mb u could come over 2nite?
>watch some netflix or?
10 minutes pass
>im sry im just drunk
>ignore dis
>im rly sry
24 minutes later
>i love you

Works like a charm, every time.

>>4990814
ey bby r u a school
cuz i wanna shoot kids inside of u

uats your spaghetti policy ?

>>4991759
this board is for funposting not truthposting sir

please apologize >:^(

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>>4990814 My goodness never have I encountered a lady with beauty such as yours since a danced with the Prime Minister's daughter on the sandy shores of Sumatra....a little flattery always gets their squirrel like attention span.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4990814
i like gorilla dick baby

>>4991759
The pity fug expert right here lol.... >_<;