>at the library
>have to pee
>go to the bathroom, one guy is at one of the two urinals
>take the other one, pull out dick
>pee refuses to come out
>wait for 30 seconds with my dick out, pretend to be peeing despite no sound of pee hitting the urinal
>put dick back in pants, wash hands and leave, guy was still there and I'm not sure if he noticed
I still have to pee
>>4978691
great story
>>4978691
relatable tbh
but who are you quoting?
Relatable anon, very nice
Your fortune: Average Luck
he probably just thought you had the tiniest dick ever
>>4978724
Quoting? Did I mess something up? This was my first post ever so I apologize if I didn't do it right
>>4978712
*smonks*
>>4978797
Relatable, however, I have no issue whipping my dick out and pissing on a construction site, but for some reason out at a bar or club forget it...not a squirt.
>>4978691
what a faggot
me tbh