i'm having a stroke at this very moment
i am dead fucking serious
i would go to the phone to call for help but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs
this will be the last thing i ever type in my life
goodbye friends
RIP
RIP anon.
you will be forgotten.
>>4974298
Anon, call for help
>nearly 2017
>not having a Medical Alert bracelet
shiggydignoggerino
would swaglord sticky a dead anon?
We love you anon
>>4974298
F
Oh my god no, is it contagious? I don't want to catch it.
>>4974353
achoo~
>no friends on facebook, skype, etc
>not just googling 911 to see there's a 911.gov
Sry anon but if you can't figure this out then you deserve natural deselection
>>4974360
I will naturally deselect your mom's pussy.
>>4974298
post your information so you can get help
>>4974370
looool good think he knows bout 911 cuz he just got a 3rd degree #BURN
dead anon, bye bye
>>4974298
haha
nice meme brah!
A-anon ;_;
RIP anon (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
Your fortune: Outlook good
Goodnight sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite
>>4974298
rest in pizza