>that tfw when DHL says your package will be delivered by "end of day" but it's already 9:41 PM
me: goods website says my items were shipped on the 22nd
UPS tracking says they haven't even received the package yet
Estimated deliver date: yesterday
when your crate of heroin stays in customs for more than two days
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4946513
oh boy that's a vintage meme, real nice
when your shipping container full of underage asian sex slaves is lost at sea