>honey im ho....
>WHERE ARE MY DUBS
*i'm s-sorry I ju-*
>SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH *slaps wife*
*ahhh please stop it*
>IM A WORKING MAN 9 TO 5 BUSTING MY ASS AND BREAKING MY BACK
>AND AFTER ALL THAT I JUST WANT TO COME HOME TO SOME DUBS AND READ the daily kek
>BUT NO YOUR A LAZY FUCKING WHORE *uppercuts wife*
*cries* *screams *PLEASE STOP IM SO SORRY*
>YOU FUCKING BITCH *slaps wife*
*HELP HELP*
>SHUT YER WHORE MOUTH *covers wife mouth with his hand*
>THIS IS WHAT YA GET WHEN I DONT GET ME DUBS
*bites husbands hand*
>OUCH ME FOOKING HAND
*wife runs out door*
*HELP! ANYBODY CALL THE POLICE!*
>*husband grabs tennis racket* *chases wife* YOU FUCKING BITCH GET BACK HERE *throws tennis rackets* *turns back and walks inside covering hand because its bleeding*
yumm i love greentext
the poor tennis racket
>>4927322
you got dubs
>>4927322
noice dubs
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4927313
interesting story I look forward to hear the end of it
>>4927331
he nearly get away with it but the tennis racket has finger prints
i hope he get his dubs one day
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4927313
Should have grabbed her by the pussy!
>>4927313
this was a great story lol why did she bited him :?
>>4927345
Because fuck you that's why.
>>4927354
haha ok
>>4927357
You're just gonna take that?
>>4927366
Nice dubs
>>4927371
r-rude tbh
who are you quoting???????
>>4927416
the husband and wife
Bloody great story. I like how the man puts his woman in her place ! Fuck, feminism !
>>4927646
Yes boiii
>>4927313
so what happens to her?
>>4927649
She lives with her sister and the husband goes to jail
>>4927313
good oc
>>4927331
Sources? I wa nt to know?
i am the hand
>>4927313
*takes wife away from you*
"here mam let me show you what a real man can do"
*revels digits*
>>4927722
checked nice dubs
>>4927345
i thinks shes a vampire or maybe a werewofl