Yes, I would like to order a year's supply of vitamin

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haha jk... i ordered them on Amazon using my Apple iPhone

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That's how easy it is to order things on the internet.. directly from your phone, without having to speak to an operator!

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Here is a rare picture of my soul.

>>4911968
post kerm phone2 plox

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uunn-uuughh! that's all for today, fam have a good evening!

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>>4911977
sure here you go friend

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>>4911982
thanks pal

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>>4911965
froge doen't eat vitimen he drinks it duh

In China the living dead are called Jiang Shi

>>4912146
In the United States of America the dead are called many things: Kicked the bucket, pushing up daisies, cashed in chips, bite the dust, buy the farm and others.

>>4912178
"swimming with the fishes " is my favorite

>>4912214
haha yeah but if your dead you dont swim.............. so ......... idk what that means maybe it is means for something else

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This is actually in the worthless Oxford dictionary:

zonk
The verb zonk, coming from the onomatopoeic interjection, representing the sound of a blow or heavy impact, is another synonym for ‘to die‘. The OED sense includes a quotation from a Listener article from 1968: “If Johnny zonked, it would be bad for my book.”

How stupid is this? I have lived a long illustrious life surrounded by many people who speak english and I have never, ever once heard "zonk" in the context of someone dying. How fucking stupid to they think we are? Is this something they just made up? Nobody ever uses "zonk" and it should be removed immediately from this garbage heap of a word repository that pretends to be a dictionary. You think I'm not being fair? Well here's the last one in "The Oxford Dictionary": It is "Take The Ferry". Have you ever heard this term? No. It's because nobody ever does, and probably only 2 or three people in the history of the whole world have ever used it.

>>4912178
i said the living dead

>>4912230
oh shid

um ok in the United States the living dead are called zombies, politicians, bankers and Neocons

>>4912220
yea LOL I think maybe it's actually "sleeping with the fishes"

>>4912235
i don't appreciate your attempts at social commentary, it's not welcome and it's not needed

>>4912229
my favorite word is zonk now I can't wait until someone dies so I can say it at an appropriate time

>>4912247
fine but i should warn you i know karate

>>4912250
you can go to a funeral and use it if you want to use it early you dont have to know who died you can just show up trust me

>>4912258
i don't believe you

>>4912263
*runs away*

>>4912266
heh, nice dubs, kid.............

>>4912259
woa good idea thenks!

>>4912273
no problem you can also do this with weddings haha but i would not use zonk there........ its too soon...........

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>>4912229
Bazonke

>>4912277
I have now been blesed with your wisdom I am ready to go off on my own and experience the World

this is my favorite thread on 4chan

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Stop calling me!

>>4912379
the press has been notified

>>4912448
Yo, tell Jerry Polenchitamo

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>>4912424
if even trump won't talk to me there's no point

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>>4912424
hi yes? mr trump? yes hi don oh sure haha no problem wow that would be great oh yes dinner? sure i have time ok i would be honor yes the limo can pick me up at 7 o clock haha thanks friend !

>>4911965
Dumb frogposter, you don't need vitamin C, you're a frog.

>>4913079
yes they do froks need vitamins too they get it in bugs and domestic frog dont eat as many bugs so they need to supplement

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look at this frog he ate a lot of vitamin

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haha ayyyyy lmao

I order lots of things from Amazon and I use Amazon prime

haha me to

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this is a picture of me when mfw i get the wrong kind of product from on the internet

>>4913294
meme meme

>>4914033
nice dubs

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>>4912277
>>4912277
double dubs

>>4911965
Eat some oranges. The best medicine is nature's bounty, of course.

>>4912229
i use the phrase "zonk out" to mean "go to sleep" all the time

>>4914440
yes especially if lolo cooks them with a orange soup

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>>4914463
hmm well i guess i cant argue with that

pic is me irl getting ready to go to a nap (zonk out)

but NOT died

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>>4913088
>>4913566