This is a normal thread but every "original" vocal (a,e,i,o,u) has to be replaced with "wew"
Example:
"wew lad" turns into "wweww lwewd"
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4905503
Why, try shy fly rhythms slyly
ROFUL
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Nweww, lwewstwewn clwewswewly!
Hwewrwew's wew lwewttlwew lwewsswewn wewn trwewckwewry
Thwews wews gwewwewng dwewwn wewn hwewstwewry!
Wewf ywewwew wwewnt twew bwew wew vwewllwewwewn nwewmbwewr wewnwew
Ywewwew hwewvwew twew chwewswew wew swewpwewrhwewrwew wewn thwew rwewn!
Jwewst fwewllweww my mwewvwews, wewnd snwewwewk wewrwewwewnd.
Bwew cwewrwewfwewl nwewt twew mwewkwew wew swewwewnd!
Nwew, dwewn't twewwewch thwewt!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewhwewhwew!
Nweww lwewwewk wewt thwews nwewt
Thwewt wew jwewst fwewwewnd!
Whwewn wew swewy gwew
Bwew rwewwewdy twew thrweww!
GWEW!
Thrweww wewt wewt hwewm, nwewt mwew!
Wewgh, lwewt's try swewmwewthwewng wewlswew...
Nweww wwewtch, wewnd lwewwewrn, hwewrwew's thwew dwewwewl.
Ywewwew slwewp wewnd slwewdwew wewn thwews bwewnwewnwew pwewwewl!
Hwewhwewhwew!
Gwewsp!
WHWEWT WEWRWEW YWEWWEW DWEWWEWNG???
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew!
Hwewy! Hwewy!
>>4905503
lwewwewk wewt thwews nwewt thwewt wew jwewst fwewnd!
Wew cwewn dwew thwews vwewry wewwewswewlwew! Wewn fwewct, wewt wews swew wewwewswew, wewt wewsn't rwewwewlly wwewrth mwew twewmwew, whwewch wews qwewwewtwew vwewlwewwewblwew wewndwewwewd tbh fwewm
nweww lwewwewk wewt thwews nwewt
thwewt wew jwewst fwewwewnd
whwewn wew swewy gwew
bwew rwewwewdy twew thrweww
GWEW!
thrweww wewt wewn hwewm nwewt mwew!
wewh...
lwewt's try somwewthwewng wewlswew
twewp kwewk
thwews hwews nwewthwewng twew dwew wwewth rwewbbwewwew rwewttwewn. whwewt thwew fwewck. whwew nwewt mwewkwew jwewrrwew swewwewnfwewwewld a mwewmwew.
chwewck my dwewbs
Jwewst Fwewck My Shwewt Wewp
Ywewwew gwews wewrwew wewll fwewggwewts.
>>4906164
#rwewdwew
>>4905503
Lwewwd
Nwew wewnwew wews gwewwewng twew twewkwew thwew twewmwew twew dwewcwewphwewr thwews pwewst, swew wewf wew wwewntwewd twew, wew cwewwewld swewwew vwewrwew r*dwew thwewngs wewbwewwewt thwew pwewwewplwew wewn thwews thrwewwewd bwewt wew wwewn't bwewcwewwewswew wew wewm nwewcwew :^)
thwewt's lwewwd
>>4906799
gwewwewd dwewwewblwews
LOOK AT THIS NET
>>4906164
wweww rwewdwewpwewst
>>4905503
thwews swewwewms lwewkwew wew bwewd wewdwewwew
>>4905503
ywewwew'rwew wew dwewrtwew nwewggwewr
>>4906938
Wweww rwewdwew!
>>4905503
wewmwewgwewnwew bwewwewng fwewrcwewd twew wwewwewr gwewrls clwewthwews wewnd thwewn hwewvwewng ywewwewr p***nwews lwewckwewd wewp wewn chwewstwewtwew swew thwewt thwew wewnlwew wwewy ywewwew cwewn fwewwewl plwewwewswewrwew wews frwewm bwewwewng bwewwewng f***ckwewd lwewkwew wew gwewrl whwewlwew ywewwewr wewswewlwewss gwewrly dwewck flwewps wewp wewnd dwewwn
>>4905503
wwew wewrwew nwewmbwewr wewnwew
thwews wews wew nwewcwew bwewwewrd
>>4905503
gwewwewd thrwewwewd wewdwewwew
Wew fwewrgwewt twew chwewngwew mwew nwewmwew
>>4905503
shwewt thwew fwewck wewp
chwewck mwew dwewbs
>>4905539
whwewn wew swewy gwew, bwew rwewwewdy twew thrweww
>>4907489
Gwew!
>>4905503
Fwewck wewff fwewckwewng nwewggwewr
>>4905503
WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD
WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD
WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD
WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD
WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD
WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD
WewRwewwewNDTHwew WwewRLD WewRwewwewND THwew WwewRLD!
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4907493
Thrweww wewt wewt hwewm, nwewt mwew! Wewgh, lwewt's trwew swewmwewthwewng wewlswew.
>>4905503
Thwews wews stwewpwewd
>>4907544
nwewcwew dwewbs
Wew lwewvwew pwewpwew swewwewwewwewwew mwewch!!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
wewsn't thwewt hwewrd?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
*wwewlks wewnto thrwewwewd*
bwewmp
>>4905503
Gwews thwew kwewkwews rwewcwew wwewr nweww
Wewntwewrwewstwewng thrwewwewwew.
>>4908486
Ywewwew knweww whwewt wewlswew wews hwewrd rwewght nweww?
Lwewwewk wewt wewhwews nwewt, thwewt wew jwewst fwewwewnd. Whwewn wew swewy gwew, bwew rwewwewdy twew thrweww!
Gwew!
Thrwew wewt wewn hwewm nwewt mwew! Ugh, lwewt's try swewmwewthwewng wewlswew.
nah, fuck that
>>4908897
Dwewn't bwew swew lwewzy frwewwewnd!