>Be me, 25 >Love playing guitar >Stupid fucking spaghetti

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>Be me, 25
>Love playing guitar
>Stupid fucking spaghetti head me decides to have a mighty giggle with Guitar Center
>Arrive at shitty Guitar Center and get greeted by well-dressed man in his early 20's
>Ignore and hurry to back of the store where I gather the most bass heavy amp, most expensive guitar, and some huge ass distortion pedal
>Plug everything in the back of the store so no one can see me and my fag shit
>Crank up every knob and dial up to max on every machine
>Turn on
>Strum with the force of 34,479 autistic Minecraft kid's rage
>Blows everything out in the nearest 300 mile radius
>Sends shock waves out across all of America
>Earthquakes and Tsunamis ravage the entire western portion of the world
>Shock waves continue out beyond earth and heads straight toward the sun, Sun explodes as extreme radiation and blast waves from explosion ravage the Earth
>Yet I continue to live on because I have perfected the art of autism, causing me to not know how to die, so i simply just don't die
>I drift through the empty nothingness we once called the Earth, as something occurred in my brainless head
> I never apologized to the well-dressed man in his early 20's