>buy "everything" bagels
>they literally don't have raisins
>"everything"
>>4882379
whom quoteth thou
>>4882379
>no pancetta in everything bagels
we have failed as a species
>>4882394
meself
>>4882379
What the fuck is a bagel? Is it like a yid donut?
>>4882379
imagine an everything bagel covered in everything bagels... woah man... makes me want a bagel tbh ;)
>>4882379
If "everything" bagels had everything on them, I would not want it.
Unless we were in a fantasy universe, because then "everything" must include elixir of life.