How are you coping with the fact that you're gonna

>>4880463
very carefully

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

trying to enjoy things while i can, listen to as much limp bizkit as possible

I'm 23 so it's not really a problem for me yet when I'm 60 and my body starts to fail is when I'll start caring.

I actually was almost run over by a car the other day, it backed into me and i smacked into the ground and I actually like resigned to dying. When I got back up the guy was terrified and apologizing with fear in his eyes and I just laughed and said no it's my fault and walked away as if nothing happened.

also drugs and alcohol.

Sucking my own dicc

all f the above

Do you jno le muffin man le muffin man le muffin man

>>4880463
In this reality... Will keep goin in others

>>4880463

smh

that's what kids are for but >tfw no bf

>>4880463
i've been thinking about the things that are stuck in my head and I can't get them out. no one lives forever.

keep banging on.

http://youtu.be/RHRC184WqD0

Haha this is a joke right?

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i like to think this is more of a quasi happenstances rather than life and existence those are such binding terms.. anywhoo i was a caesarean two days early so i dont think i was born ergo no dying

my life is miserable i want to die

>>4881269
I love that so many idiots like yourself, realizing that religion is aa fairy tale, make up even more outlandish stories to cope.

we are all going to die.

>>4881230
LONDON

by checking my fortune

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4881300
Good dubs

>>4880463
The universe is more cruel than that. When you die you just go back.

Like a shitty mashup of Re:Zero and the Tom Cruise movie. And the only way you remember is if you've done so many drugs no one will ever believe you.

>>4881341
I've seen shit. Dark shit. I lost so many troops...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4881344
nice le dub's

>>4880474
Yeah, drugs and alcohol

>>4881344
one time I tried to save a guys life, but I did the bandage wrong. we lifted him up and his guts spilled out his back.

I held his hand as he died. I never think about the guys I killed, but I can't stop thinking about the guys I failed to save.

what is my purpose? have I not suffered enough?

>>4880463
Tried to kill myself once why would I care

the beach, summer, girls, and rock 'n' roll
enough of these regularly will keep your heart pumping indefinitely

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>>4881389
join the army

i used to think I was suicidal, until I had to fight for my life.

>>4880463
booze

That's actually just not true.
Every time my body dies I possess a new one.
I'm immortal until the universe ends.

>>4881273
Religion is not a fairy tale.
Unicorns are real.
You just want company in your misery.

>>4881364
You can't be 100% perfect. You tried to save a person's life and that's what counts.

>>4881470
yea I know that. all the platitudes you can spit out will not comfort me. I have a bronze star and a vua. I know I did good.

but the guys I couldn't save haunt me.

>>4881487
false valour is a serious crime

>>4881488
it actually isn't, supreme court decision from 2 years ago. the fraud is a crime, but false valor is free speech.

510th sapper company. we earned a vua in kandahar province in 2011. essayons. sappers lead the way.

i am?? who said...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

If you get 1000 dubs, 100 trips, 10 quads and 1 quint in your life time then you will be reborn in the perfect body to live the perfect life.

That's how I did it.

I don't need existence, I got dubz.
>check 'em when I get'em

>>4880474
Me and this guy seriously know what's up.

>>4880469
works
>>4880473
works
>>4880474
basically works for the present
>>4880527
works
>>4880531
works except for the parts that dont
>>4880561
isn't anything
>>4880808
might work probably not
>>4881216
doesn't work
>>4881230
doesn't work
>>4881236
not substantial
>>4881239
doesn't work
>>4881269
whatever this is shouldn't work
>>4881272
works
>>4881273
works
>>4881297
works
>>4881300
works
>>4881308
works
>>4881341
nonsense doesn't work
>>4881344
works?
>>4881346
works!
>>4881359
works!!!!
>>4881364
lying doesn't work
>>4881389
works
>>4881392
probably doesn't work
>>4881452
definitely doesn't work
>>4881462
works!
>>4881465
definitely doesn't work
>>4881470
doens't work
>>4881487
doesn't work
>>4881488
doesn't work
>>4881493
doesn't work
>>4881496
works????
>>4881501
works!
>>4881521
works
>>4881538
knows what's up!

>>4880463
I browse this board to not feel sad or bored. Tbh

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