Hello and welcome back to [ds4ss] - Drinks Sh*t 4chan Says Serves, [s4s]'s very own in-house bar!
Sit down, place your order, enjoy the atmosphere and just relax!
So what would it be today?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
gimme sth sudden bo$$
>>4879929
Big cup of Yuji Sakai cancer plz
>>4879929
Do you have fındıklı kakaolu topkek?
One ses for poopboi. Hope it's what you were looking for!
One large "I make le thread!" for Dumb cat poster. Fun fact: this cocktail is a [ds4ss] original!
Here ya go, adsnhmg. We serve all 7 varieties of topkek here. Expect nothing less from an [s4s] establishment!
>>4879944
>>4879955
Damn those dubs fam gr8 work
Thank you. I do my best.
give me an unpopular and modern meme
Hmmmph.... Unpopular and modern?
We've recently received this bottle of cade, but I'm not sure if it's what you're looking for.
>>4879944
thank bby nice dub pls accept my payment
Here. Let me know what you think.
>>4880002
Fugg this seems like the best drink ever
Would you like one?
could I get a yosho on the rocks please
Yeah another Cade meme plox
Maybe with a dash of aleppo
One Yosho on the rocks for Anonymous.
Give me the dankest mineral water you have!
Cade with a aleppo extract!
The Rock water, for Anonymous.
Just as a side note, please consider putting on a namefig before entering the bar. That would make it easier to distinguish whose order's whose.
Nice, have a Cade 2.0 png as a personal thank u
Thanks. I'll put it in the tips jar.
>>4879929
how do you cook your cowe
Deep fried.
>>4880082
one deep fried cowe steak medium rare pls
>>4880051
Thank you sir
One deep-fried cowe steake medium rare(!), for Anonymous.
Nice doubles, if I may say so, btw.
>>4879963
wow very nice fren
Can I have a dubs martini please?
Dubs martini! Coming right up!
...let's just hope I didn't f*ck this up...
Whoops, forgot my own namefig back then. Don't worry, that dubs martini was me.
>>4880077
>77
Are you serious?! Great dubs!
And with that, I'm afraid we're done for the evening.
Thank you for stopping by! Please come again next weekend!
>>4880088
More unchecked doubles!
>88
?!
Jiminy Crickets! :DDDDD
>>4880155
>F-ck this up...
No waaaaaay!!! Shaken not stirred pls :DDdDdDddDDD
>>4879929
1 (one) (uno) Keksandra and Tonic pls
>>4880002
that's dry af lad
i like it
i jus wana coca cola on the roks
COCA COLA I JUS WANA COCA COLA
a yosho on ice please
a coca cola thas all I want
a spikeman sour pls?
>>4880166
>Dubs checking dubs
Nice
Crack a cola