Will vocaroo anything.

>>4866055
dubsssss lmauu

>>4866056
Ok.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zVM2hCTws7

>>4866055
I raped my way to the top, now I can only look down.

>>4866060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TfhtLlhcOZ

>>4866062
10/10.

>>4866065
I try. Just bored out of my mind.

>>4866055
Marcus has a fat cock. REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>4866119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tPSl1vIO7x

>>4866055
jews did 9/11

>>4866055
the teeth girl

>>4866128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ssYRbtAArv

>>4866141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ue0uXoKvoM

lol nigga learn circular breathing to keep the panty air in your mouth the whole time shieeett

>>4866149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oNdzsUUJ53

POOPOOPEEPEE

POOPOOPEEPEE

PENIS

IN

VAGINA

LMAO

also the game.

It's the nutshack

kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka

eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee
oooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooo
eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee

gagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga
bababababababababababababababababababa

reeerarareeeeroooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeraararara

The fuck word, and then also the cuck meme.

say cole is gay please

>>4866158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09iI3xZbDMn

>>4866162
Like, the entire thing?

>>4866168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LzsbNe8I8k

>>4866174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hhh0fo7DEn

>>4866181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfWs6rXgso

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le fuggable wolf

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

>>4866185
No, I just wanted you to say the words "the fuck word and also the cuck meme."

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yes, the whole thing.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

¿Qué es esto que me has dicho, mi buen amigo? Los malos tienen que sabes que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en la resolución de conflictos, y he estado involucrado en numerosas conversaciones amistosas, y tengo más de 300 amigos confirmados. Estoy capacitado en las discusiones educado y soy el mediador superior en todo el vecindario. Se le vale para mí más que sólo otro objetivo. Espero que vamos a llegar a tener una amistad nunca antes visto en esta Tierra. ¿No te parece que podría estar haciendo daño a los sentimientos de alguien diciendo que en internet? Piense en ello, mi amigo. En estos momentos estoy en contacto con mis buenos amigos en todos los EE.UU., y su apartado postal cuadro está siendo rastreado en este momento por lo que es mejor prepararse para las tarjetas de felicitación, amigo. Las tarjetas de felicitación que le ayudan con su odio. Usted debe mirar hacia adelante a la misma, amigo. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento para ti, y te puedo calmar en más de siete mil maneras, y eso es sólo con mi juego de ajedrez. No sólo soy ampliamente capacitados en la resolución de conflictos, pero no tengo acceso a todo el grupo de amigos y yo los voy a usar en toda su extensión para empezar nuestra nueva amistad. Si tan sólo pudiera haber sabido lo que la bondad y el amor de su pequeño comentario estaba a punto de lograr que, tal vez hubiera llegado antes. Pero no podía, que no lo hizo, y ahora tenemos que comenzar una nueva amistad, que persona única. Yo te daré los regalos y que podría tener dificultades para mantenerse al día. Finalmente está viviendo, amigo.

cummies!

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

>>4866144
10/10

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Obama funny vine compilation 2016 free download 1 link mediafire mega no virus pornhub hd august youtube dailymotion vimeo reddit epic awesome extreme good superhero nursery rhymes for kids nice you laugh you lose lyrics lol prank hilarious must watch real not fake best in the world politics you will laugh full version crack keygen dlc very funny videogame anime cartoon tv show dating simulator artist meme 9gag memecenter imgur giphy facebook twitter gif png jpg jpeg psd bmp apple android iphone ipad ipod sony adobe flash playstation nintendo sega ubisoft watchmojo campaign kickstarter tumblr skype msn messenger discord google+ yahoo flickr instagram linkedin pinterest images videos torrent review unboxing reaction challenge mcdonalds burger king taco bell china japan russia germany north korea benin nigeria

Gee willikers, it appears I have shat my pantaloons

>>4866192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnJnxvKyCE

>>4866187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YvnpgNQ55J

>>4866193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LwdTC6ZZQP

>>4866194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixlTdHsGvj

>>4866197
I posted this on /int/ somewhere an hour ago.

>>4866201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zixMhm7gp6
Can't read for shit.

>>4866204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWWgnICXW1

>>4866208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0soXX1MNX3D

>>4866221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWykZ9tBlH

>>4866231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k2IxH2h5S6

[s4s] is le ebin n i luv swagelorde bc he is so cuteee n smart hhehee desu~~~~

DESU DESU DESU DESU
PANTSU
CLAMSOUP
MANSOUP

what is...
y-y-your favorite color?
mine is black.
*cue psychotic laughter*

titty skittles hons chasers masc 4 masc nsa hot wheels mde triple parenthesis mudslime papa franku stomedy green pewdiepie afrogum clorox bleach display picture oh baby a triple mlg teletubbies nochin skin walkers despair code tulpa socially awkward penguin sudden realization guy delete system 32 make your own crystals to be continued is that a chicken damn daniel john cena i am the one when someone asks you how you are sad violin enya's only time running man challenge pumpkin spice into the shadow realm when the squad lit fam af infinite jest start with the greeks spooks he rapes his sister phoebe install gentoo shiggy diggy fembots chad thank you based god i'mma let you finish do freebird my name is jeff yee

>>4866256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iJYdCH6fWr

>>4866259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LVS7TNfBNz

>>4866264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxSc4lBVnD

>>4866267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZdpvqBWcj

all weeaboos are virgins

zelda is a man

>>4866286
lol truuuuuuu

Hello, My name is Anaru Kirai and i'm a 16 year old schoolgirl from Tokyo, Japan.
This is my best friend Dikku Kyuban, say hi Dikku... Oh okay *whispers* she's shy.
This guy is Gesu Yaro, our teacher, he's evil.

>>4866055
OP is le coole dude. Say this: SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME The fitness gram pacer test is CRAWLING IN MY never gonna give it's the nutshack PEES pees OUT FOR HARAMBE and chocolate raiiiin here come dat boi he be rollin down the REEEEEEE it's time to stop! THIS IS SPARTAAAA shrek is love, shrek is JOHN CENA NUMA NUMA YEEAY NOW LOOK AT THIS NET SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY yaa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool
la dippyduppy dull la roop uttyroopy la goorigan goook aya gittygangool
it's fidayy fridayy I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS! yeeeah boiiiiii krust krabs is unfair mr krabs is in there standing at the concession I have crippling depression I'm gay I have osteoporosis I'm blue dab a dee never gonna let you down all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run MEEEEEEEMES you will never get the su RA RA RASPUTIN ayy l m a o

>>4866286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qvHIaPMuQG

>>4866293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18b6ubiAXv9

>>4866302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BbjoavQU8R

>>4866309
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XffYfCAfsK

>>4866267
when you order it online

>>4866309
when it actually arrives

子子子子子子子子子子子子

i think lulzy is a pretty cool guy, he make funny audio memes and doesn't afraid of copyright

>>4866316
can i use in a (You) tube video thank you

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Say "It's pronounced 'Holo', you idiots"
Alternatively "It's about Economics"

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netherlanders

>>4866316
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XffYfCAfsK
LOL THANKS SENPOO Can I post this on youtube?

Ginga wo koete kimi wo sagasu no ittari kitari
PiPoPa watashi no koi no denpa wo nee. KYACCHI shite

Fuwafuwa to tadayou mugen no uchuu de
Sono HAATO ni ima Lock on! Nigerarenai desho?

Kono te gyutto tsunaide mawaridasu MERII GO RANDO
Kimi ni kyun te shichatte KARAFURU ni sekai ga somaru no

Jikuu no basha de kimi e muaku no mou SUPIIDO de
PiPoPa himitsu no PASUWAADO wo nee. Jushin shite

Yurayura to ukabu no tsuki no inryoku de
Demo HAATO no ROKETTO karamawari shiteru

Zutto soba ni itai no tomenai de MERII GOO RANDO
Amai iro wo kasanete KARAFURU ni tsutsunde ageru yo

Kono te gyutto tsunaide mawaridasu MERII GO RANDO
Kimi ni kyun te shichatte KARAFURU ni sekai ga somaru no

Zutto soba ni itai no tomenai de MERII GOO RANDO
Amai iro wo kasanete KARAFURU ni tsutsunde ageru yo

say this

anime?
ANIME????
ANIIIMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
no.
NO.
NO!
NO!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONOONONONONONONONO
NO.
no.....
n-no....

this isn't happening..... no... geeh..... grrreh.... grrrrr......
gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
grr.... heehhhh... grrrarrr... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAaaaahhhhh.....

grgrggrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOO PLEASE NO PLSNO PLS PLS NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CANT HAPPPENNNIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY GOD, WHY GOD, WHY GODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CALL AND AMBULANCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEeeeeeehhhh...................... ehhhhheeeeEEEAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa....

haaaaa.... heeeeeeeeeeehhh..................*pant* aaaahhhhh.......... aaaaaaaaaahhhh.... aaaaaa..............

ggrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOO NONONONOON UWHYWHYWHYWHY WHY WHY NONONONONONO WHY HAS GOD FORESAKEN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHHYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARARRARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOONOOO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Say a few of these

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
Live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt & pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love
Mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
(I) feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all
And leave forever
What's done is done
It feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
My world is ending
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without
The trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love & pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
Everything
Everything that matters to me
Matters in this world
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without
The trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love & pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpUSwOGkRRw

A real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean

>>4866055
Can you please do "Happy birthday, Eli! Of course I didn't forget! I'm your dad!" thanks

>>4866055
can't believe I didn't think of this (start) an excerpt from woody's: toy story-a tale of a cowboy: You must become a man, buzz, because the way I see it: there's no success with out the succ-and frankly partner, I don't see you gettin' either"

Read name.
But you can use my voice in Youtube videos, just remember to post them here so I can see them.

>>4866370
thanks man. This was awesome

Yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that once told me the world is gonna roll me, some stay dry and others feel the pain, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... floor! Fucking magnets crawling in my skin. I'm too sexy for my favorite rocket ship. Never Gonna Give You Up, never gonna crank that weed everyday. I tried so hard got one little fight and my mom got scared, she said ’You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

>>4866387
Bunt was right!

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The Weekly Peek, The Weekly Peek.
You'll find it's views are quite oblique.
Fascinating stories that will make you gleek.

No split clown bum
Your gold hit sound dumb

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIES

succ

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I like konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Im secretely a really kind a gentle person that just wants to make music and wants everyone to be happy but because of society and t

Only tiny black cocks can turn my face inside out

pep pep pop pep

pap pap pip pup? pap pep! pep pep (laughing)

Normie scum will burn

K-ON is an anime of the best kind.

In fact, it is probaly the best anime ever created.

It is healing and fun that makes anyone laugh and brings such a great sense of warmth to the heart. It's light and musical. Fantastically etertaining that never failed to be amusing in each episode, each scene, each frame. Yui's baka self is the cutest, Ritsu is very fun, Mugi is so lovely and Mio is very mature. And the secondary characters like Sawako, Azunyan, Jun, Nodoka and Ui are also amazing in their own ways. The animation is very calm and relaxing to the eyes, the soundtrack is the comfiest. There are many other aspects that could be analyzed, but you can already see what I'm going to say.

K-On is the best thing to happen to human history.

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>>4866692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ugKFJgSP4y

>>4866684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wGpbeqV9s9

>>4866686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05mWWgCJ2cH

>>4866657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Vfr5EGl6R

>>4866720
>>4866724
>>4866727
>>4866730
Based

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Turn around and flush your eyes for the enchantress that has possessed your member erect is not human at all - her body a mere vessel, parasitic embrace, mindworm has taken control of - all the love in the back of the brainbus (and they called it your unconscious), imprisoned, eyes like barred window of a jail cell - from the TV it came: parental carelessness culminates in contracting the electric babysitter, as fantasy and reality merge into a world of symbols - princesses in high heels, psychedelic vision of hair and nails in all spectra.. uncritical child's mind and the scorn of the ever-foreborn generation, metaphorical hammers of everlasting conveyor belt culture that forge and smelt the young soul a cage - see the tokens of her captivity: wrists, ankles and neck chained, deformed feet running on stilts hinder escape per pedes, face marked and plastered (read: one of the lesser creatures, unworthy of showing face; never to see her own reflection in public windowpane), lobes pierced as tag of bovine captivity - if you do not want to be a woman you cannot be a woman, if you do not want to be an animal you cannot be a human BUT you cannot be a Top 40 fairytale creature either and so you become a soulless husk, neither human nor woman nor animal, a zombie, sinister caterpillar steering wheel behind forehead - emancipation is not freedom to enslave oneself, overweight children with dyed hair and nose piercings are not feminists but are themselves the patriarchy! Emancipation is killing the caterpillar, laying princesses in glass shoes to final rest, burning the varnish off face, nails and hair, becoming a true undifferentiated human - a true woman, a natural woman - free to be all that human is. See enlightened few, faces and hair of smeared mud, pelts and skin, tools of stone and wood: differentiation only per genitalia, bound in one unstoppable movement, no pants nor skirts, no briefcase nor rolling pin, nakedly pile on top one another as collective body..

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>>4866055
"THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!"

>>4866604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OfMnTpGcOi

>>4866632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gvl7EutiDs

>>4866637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZhyjzDD9W
>waking up my entire dormitory

>>4866638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cg8LioOxEL

>>4866661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G1NarPYwRr

>>4866683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FHvaqCCdr6

>>4866832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lcc8UIUb45

>>4867107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mIn5IPjBZQ

>>4866720
>>4866724
>>4866727
>>4866730
Thanks bby.

le bumpsse
>>4866055

>>4867505
>4866832
wew lad
sounds great

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

>>4867775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GeSt1n9tnm

>>4867756
I don't like that recording for some reason, I did it all in one take. Fuck, I did all the vocaroos in this thread in one take.

>>4866221
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWykZ9tBlH
>>4866244
checkd and keked

XDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDDXDXXDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXDDDDXDXDXDXDXDDDDD

>>4867846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kZ6TSiFDRt

>>4866055
I dont get it

Can I be real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? The game was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big universe filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore an infinite universe in a spaceship and then say "yeah but…"

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory.

Hello Games doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

>>4867796
This was pretty good in my opinon

>>4867505
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OfMnTpGcOi
beautiful Weekly Peek. Yeah!

Thanks.

>>4866055
qewe haha cars are fast like hors when grass eats planet! i yell when cassie eats dad heh poor dad mom is good she does sex for lfe i like geting into it sometime

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>>4866055
Pierre est une belle grosse pute

je suce

I left work late one night after fucking girl who worked the front desk, behind the front desk. Best affair ever. My gf was in bed already when I got home, sleepy but she wanted to fuck, so we fucked. Had a few drinks, maybe 8, like usual. She passed out after we banged.
Walked down the street towards a pub one block away on Michigan Avenue in Detroit. See a very cute white crack whore, convinced her to slip into the back alley. $40 half and half. She wants to fuck standing up but I say no, I put my leather down and she takes one leg of her jeans off. Decided for laughs I would give her something to remember, so I slammed into her like she was the last whore on earth on the last day on earth. Like I was fucking MAD, I pounded into that pussy. Shot a weak load in her after 5 minutes. Odd look in her eyes, she asks for a tip, gave her a $20.
Had a couple more drinks in the bar, played pool. Argument starts, some drunk insulted the female bartender, people are yelling for him to apologize or get out.
He freaks out, grabs a pool cue and breaks it, and swings it at me! I duck but he slices a clean line across my eyelid.
About 12 guys swarm him now, punching and kicking him. They drag him out to the street and continue, even though he's half passed out. Someone tells me I owe him one, go kick him they said. I stood above him as he gurgled. His face was fucking cut the fuck up. I couldn't. I went in the bar and had the bartender call 911 and left.
Across the street the cute whore was back on the corner. It was too cold for the alley so we walked to my car. I didn't think I could orgasm again, I just wanted to relax and be sucked on.

>>4867873
Just because something has made an impressive achievement doesn't make the game good. It's fundamentally flawed in its gameplay, the creators have potentially LIED to its players, among other complaints people have.

The problem with having 18 quintillion worlds is that it needs a point. It needs to be entertaining. And if a game fails on that point, then that deserves to be criticized. Games like minecraft give the player the ability to seek out a specific goal, or give enough freedom to make their own.

Also, lying to your customers is uncool. When someone's being sketchy on something like that, it raises suspicion about credibility.

Virtual Hydlide is a game that boasts an impressive feat: 25 billion possible worlds. And if you play that game, you'll understand why having a large amount of backdrops isn't sufficient to warrant a $60 price tag, I'm afraid.

Another good reason it failed miserably was that it had a lot of hype behind it, mostly by their own fault. So a lot were left unsatisfied and tricked.

You need to remove the rose-colored glasses and look at the facts: it's potentially more than 3 or 4 problems. And they're BIG problems. I'm sorry if you find it unreasonable for people to be mad at this, but...it's very reasonable.

Play the game more. 2 hours might be all the enjoyment you'll get out of it.

You may be able to explore a near-infinite universe, but I personally would prefer to explore a universe with only a few planets, but had actually put effort into gameplay.

I personally have not played it myself. I may be wrong. But I've seen what people have said, I've read about what's been done, and I'm sure that not everyone who hates it can hate it for no reason, or be unreasonable, like you claim.

It's a failure. I'm sorry. Feel free to enjoy it. But don't get rude, mad, or entitled just because the world disagrees.

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Oh la chatte à Floyd

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1) Main meri biwi ki chut chaat ke chodne ke liye tyar karta hoo
2) Uske bf ka lund chusta hoo fir biwi ki chut mai dalwata hoo
3) Chodena ki baad uska lund aur biwi ki chut saaf karta hoo chat chat ke
4) Wo dono mere upar susu karte hai
5) main unki gaand bhi saaf karta hoo
6) mere gale main kutte ka patta dala hota hai ar waqt
7) unke liye khana banata hoo
8) mere khane main wo thukte hai fir mai khata hoo
9) jab bhi ssusu aati hai mere mooh pe karte hai

salut les vrais amis

>>4867943
coucou sissou

>>4867899
nice dubs but it's a copypasta

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I was peacefully asleep after a night of abusing drugs and women. Then I woke up at noon and decided to shit all over my self. Once I had shit myself I walked down the street and found a young boy. I pulled my pants down and grabbed at my loaded ass crack with my trembling sun spotted hands, and pulled out a handful of warm poo. The young lad got scared and started to run away. I chased after him and tackled him to the ground. It was then that I made him eat my handful of shit. He got up battered and bruised, screaming in protest. I told him to shut his mouth, but he didn’t listen; so I took out my knife and stabbed him in his lung. As he stumbled off coughing up blood I laughed at his misfortune. When he fell to the street writhing in his own blood and mucus I walked up to him and told him that I was going to his house to rape his mother and eat his father. His eyes rolled into the back of his head and he died right there, with me jacking my cock unto completion. I pulled out his power ranger’s wallet and got his ID, and walked to his parent’s house. Opening the door to the house I found the old man watching the news. It was about my dastardly deed. I laughed out loud and got his attention. He ran to the kitchen, got a large knife and proceeded to lunge at me with it. I grabbed his arm and slowly forced him to stab himself in his stomach; but not before I had un-panced him, and shoved my thick member deep into his scared asshole. The feeling of him dying on my cock was incredible. Making good to my plan I took his knife and cut out his tender loin in his lifeless back. I then took out some oregano, salt, thyme, and garlic powder; all the while getting a sauté pan up to temp. I put some butter in the pan. Halfway through cooking his wife came in and said, “Umm honey that smells good”. I walked around the corner and forced a plastic bag over her head. (to be continued)

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She struggled for air and I just laughed louder and louder. When she passed out I tied her face down on her husband's bloody corpse. I finished cooking my evil dinner. I set the table for one. I savored every bite, and washed it all down with some chocolate milk “probably the boy’s milk”. The thought of him never tasting his precious milk again made me smile. I then went into the boy’s room and fucked all of his stuffed animals, cumming in every single one of them, especially the giraffe. I fucked that stupid giraffe extra hard because I saw a picture in the den of him holding it with his mother and father smiling gaily beside him. His mother had awakened in the next room and was vomiting all over herself. I walked in while still fucking a stuffed bear doll and asked her if she liked hermit crabs. She looked at me all confused. I smacked her face and repeated myself. She said that she didn’t know what a hermit crab was; so I scalped her and furiously sodomized the stupid bitch. I then went outside and danced naked in the moonlight. When I came back inside I found her dead; so I took her credit cards and ordered a bunch of books on cassette off the internet. I had them sent to my house; and for the next 10 years I enjoyed many timeless classics, all of which were narrated by Mike Rowe.

>>4867964
>>4867967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T3ztc1vwbY

>>4867863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lSutoChVrn

>>4867873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JYG4TVTEt3

>>4867887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wxyhta8zfu

Release the phenoix from the flames capture and relish the stage of this disarray the chaos is where we rest. The tap dancing silence of black smoke invading the horizon pains when drawn reflection of self.

The victim of a random and meaningless crime, young Master Bateman could have decided that life was pointless, and succumbed to the fear and subsequent depression that strangely lit that night. But instead he chose to create his own persona, re-inventing himself as a force for repetition, which stands in direct opposition to his calm plans of chaos and destruction just to drop the keys and walk away. Time and chance stole his varying roots of contempt yet to be discovered. But rather than become a victim, he had done everything in his power to control every factor of random chaos for what a bat man if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself. >>4866355
best dubs

>>4868023
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T3ztc1vwbY
well done

Adolf Hitler did not live a very long life, but during his time he caused such a great deal of death and destruction that his actions still have an effect on the world nearly 50 years later. People ask what could’ve happen to this small sickly boy during his childhood that would’ve led him do such horrible things? For Adolf it might have been society, rejection from his father, failure as an artist or was he born to hate?

Adolf was born in Braunau, Austria in 1889. His father, Alois was a minor customs official, and his mother was a peasant girl. Adolf attended elementary school for four years and entered secondary school at the age of eleven. Adolf’s dreams of becoming an artist did not match the government official job his father wanted him to have. These fights over what he wanted to be, lead Adolf to lose interest in getting good grades and dropped out at the age of sixteen.

When his father died Adolf roamed the streets of Linz dreaming of his future as an artist

>>4866055
I C U P

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>>4866055
last night i was baked on some wicked ganja and accidentally backed out over a cat. now
i don't give a crap about a cat but the trouble was the fucked up cat was wrapped up in the arms of my now also very fucked up teenage virgin female neighbor, danni.
now lemme tell ya this little thing was smoking hot, and had been hitting on me for years, making me drool as she strutted over daily for drinks, half dressed,
those perky young nipples all poked out, that sweet heart shaped ass, man i wanted her. but hey i'm used to that kind of shit, being autistic and one armed i get hit on by young teen sluts all the time,
they all know i'm hung like a mule and send me love poems and shit.
but i resist them all since i got lots of legal pussy to give me headaches and
more reasons to drink my life away. but......seeing her lying there all bent up
and gushing fluids... boys she looked hotter than ever, all 5 foot tall and 95 pounds of her, dressed in her cheerleader outfit and no panties, those moist cootchie lips
looking straight up at heaven and me. i wanted that little slut, then and now.
even her crumpled up cat laying there next to her couldn't stop me from gettin'
a raging 11 inch hardon.
she looked up at me with those big baby blue eyes ( though actually now humorously
crooked eyes from the fact i just ran her over)
she looks up and whispers, "i love you and i want you now Elmer, please, take me
like a slut daddy." or some nonsense like that, my mind can't handle all them words and i was looking at her puss again.
then she croaked. her soul flew off to jezuz. or where the fuck ever.
"fuck" says me and i considered my options, standing there in the moonlight, all stoned on og kush and wasted on jack daniels, looking down at a dead lolita and a deader cat named fuck you too.

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>>4866055
>be me
>be 10
>see this kid who keeps stomping anything made of snow
>automatically think of a way to get revenge for these kids
>tell my friend to put a pencil in a little snow tower then cover the pencil
>tell the kid to stomp on the tower
>mfw it went through his foot
>mfw I let loose a string of straight bullshit to the principal
>mfw I never got in trouble
>mfw the kid who actually put the pencil there never got questioned
>mfw I still haven't told anybody it was him
>mfw I said mfw way to many times and triggered myself

clam stomp today or tonight

"VIVA PANAMA"

You're really stretching me out.

>>4866370
https://youtu.be/VKI086avFOk

iraq says 19 people died, iraq says 19 people died
iraq says 19 people died, iraq says 19 people died

BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO OH NO BLOBLOBLOBLOBLO HOT HEAD OH NO PETAGOGUE GRAB MICROPHONE EASE UP BLOBLOBLOBLOBLO

you feel me, away far too empty oh so alone, I want to go home, oh find me inside of a norcturne the blonde, oh how I love you to be by my side they wail, the crowd on her side, she straggled the bridge by the water