post using fortune and let weapon decide your fate based on your fortune:
Reply hazy, try again=post again for weapon to decide your fate
Godly Luck=weapon spares you and you win the lottery for $30.000
Excellent Luck=weapon spares you and you get a free ice cream
Good Luck=consider yourself safe, weapon spares you
Average Luck=flip a coin 3 times, if at least once you flipped heads, you are free from weapon. if not weapon shots you in your palm
Bad Luck=flip a coin; heads you get shot in your main arm, tails in main foot
Very Bad Luck=rude weapon shoots you in chest and you're hospitalized for 10 days :(
Good news will come to you by mail=check e-mail, weapon has to move with his aunt in Greenland so you're safe :)
( ´_ゝ`)フーン=you create a piano using magic, sing weapon a song and befriend him
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!=long arms man takes weapon and empties his clip by shooting his bullets in the air
You will meet a dark handsome stranger=an african-american comes and takes weapon and starts a riot. at least you're safe
Better not tell you now=weapon will tell you in 4 hours what will happen. any post using fortune before the 4 hours delay will be canceled, as it will be a lie
Outlook good=just be yourself and everything will be fine :)
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Good Luck
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Two for one!
>>4813082
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4812315
Your fortune: Godly Luck
:^)
>>4813118
#fortune
>>4812315
roll
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
please hurt me, sir
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4812315
Бpocaю, yдaчи.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
roll fortune!
>>4812315
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Can u guys pls shitpost in dis thread
>>1787742
roll
Your fortune: Outlook good
Roll
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4813199
>>4813200
Эти чиcлa мeня paдyют))))
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
halo i am scgo trade pep
ur p520 sand dun worth alot moar then u think bc rare pattenr
traed?
>>4813214
yæs
i træd rær peepee
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4813216
did someone say peepee?
>>4812315
end my life already
Your fortune: Godly Luck
good gun shoot rood anon
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
kekision
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4813402
ok
Your fortune: Outlook good
is nigagiga going to take away my weapon?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now