I was in a house/apartment doing a bunch of junk when suddenly

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I was in a house/apartment doing a bunch of junk when suddenly this overweight girl came out of nowhere and asked if I could let her stay in my house for a while. She was likely similar to someone I actually knew, only with a rounder face, smaller eyes, and freckles, ruining any attraction I would have to her. She kept playing around with this old radio that I had and put it up. I had to find a way to turn it down, so I looked through my drawers for a solution, found a bunch of expired coupons, and started banging myself on the head for not noticing them. Something something later I think there was a couch in my place all of a sudden and then the bed I was sleeping in was in the other side of the room. The girl was then ready to leave.

Then it started to rain... feces. My windows were still open, so I went to close them, however I still noticed water leaking through. It turns out that it's one of those complex windows where you have to pull a lever to open/close and match the square frame in the right spot, so it took a long time, and by then, we were pretty much drowned with feces sprayed everywhere. We then went to wash it off, everyone in the apartment complex was in agony, the only sinks to wash up the shit were infested with ants and tiny spiders. It was a nightmare for all involved.

Something something later I woke up. I now know that I shouldn't trust woman because they'll bring you a world of shit or something.