Hey [s4s] so I'm in a bit of a pickle right now. You see,

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>>4791942
Um, okay? I'm not sure how that's supposed to help so much, but thanks for replying.

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>>4791938
>pickle

>>4791951
You'd be right, I am in a bit of a pickle right now.

>>4791938
Is she 3D? If she is, she's not worth your time. I can introduce you to some nice animes if you want?

>>4791938
Just ask her if she wants to go out to have a dinner or go to a cinema with you
get a little touchy then you confess your love there and give her a kiss
Wa La

dont be afraid of getting slapped anon

nuzzle at her chest mmmm yeah kiss her belly yes yes yes now wrap your leg around her leg nice nice nice

>>4791938
Can u text her?
Send a pic of your cock.

Just be honest. If you really want to write a letter, then start by apologizing that you're not saying this in person, and explain how you feel about being too intimidated. Compliment her, and write about what about her you like.
End with a light-hearted "So I guess what I'm trying to say is" and invite her to the cinema or something.

>>4791966
nice dubs
>>4791999
nice trips

combine these two advices

>>4791938
Break the ice by showing her some dubs you got on [s4s]. Then when she checks them you say "maybe now I can check your dubs *wink* *wink* ".

That should pretty much seal the deal.

Yea then show her your balls and start jacking off

>>4792035
This is true
Women love dubs

>>4792023
What r you dear Abby.
OP just brag to her about fucking her mom

>>4791961
I haven't asked her preferred dimensions yet. It doesn't seem like something you start with, you know?

>>4791962
I wish it was that easy. What do I say to let her know im interested?

>>4792023
It's hard to be honest when she's so beautiful, but I understand what you mean. Guess I should just suck in my pride.

>>4792035
Is this true? Would she be more impressed if I said I had quints? It would be a lie, but she wouldn't have to know that.

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>>4792287
biuld a c0mptr

>>4792307
Ah, I get it. Women like intelligent men, so letting her know I'm tech savvy will get me a long way.

So what I've got so far is to be honest with her about my quints and to ask if she ever wants to build a computer with me sometime. What else can I say?

Wow, all this and advice.

Look OP, if you're intimidated by her so much that you can't just ask her out normally without sweating, that means she's way out of your league. Don't even bother.
You can fake being cool and confident for a little while and maybe she'll fall for it, but eventually she will find out what a loser you are and leave you.
Aim low. Go for someone who's on your level, like a 5 or a 6.

>>4792432
I meant:
>Wow, all this bad advice

>>4792432
I'm not prepared to settle for less than what's best for me, I'm not looking to settle low and have regrets later on in life. I need to do this.

>>4791942
Stop imposter pls. Also why can't you just type normally?

>>4791938
Talk to her like a normal person. Cade's advice is a joke.

>>4791962
This. Just ask her to go out somewhere.

>>4791999
Don't do this. That's gross and creepy. You wouldn't flash ppl irl don't do it in text. Nice trips tho.

>>4792035
Hi me. I think powerleveling about 4chan isn't a good idea. Explaining about dubs to someone would be strange.