it's just two men sharing the night
it might seem wrong but it's just right
I get the feeling sometimes people are ignoring the "ironic" part.
>>4790082
Sage isn't pronounced "Seij", it's "Sah-Geh", japanese for "Lower" as a verb.
I'm at a time when you are so out with the one I love the oother is on a oFriday in my room for a long way in which a man with my life and the rest
>be me, 6th grade
>start choosing my own body wash and select Axe
>I was too young to know that only losers and faggots used it
>develop a brand loyalty through 6th grade
>in 7th grade tho, a girl notice me use it once
>automatically get placed in the "fuckboi club" despite speaking to girls at my school
>so the 5 times i asked a girl out through 7th and 9th grade they would roll there eyes and walk away while i was confused
>eventually made a friend named Amy
>one day while we were talking, she mentioned she was cautious being nice to me at first cause she thought i was a fuckboi
>me confused asked what that was
>she explained everything
>immediately switch to old spice
>>4790082
Is it possible to be more of a tryhard pseudo intellectual than this man is on a daily basis?
Your posts are tailored to make people think you have more than two active neurons buzzing around in your head, and it shows.
You can take basically any of your posts and apply the thought "does this person want me to think he is interesting" to them, and hear a high pitched scream of "yes, yes, god please look at the pictures I post, look at the whole minute I take to think up my ideas and please love me."
>>4790072
Your mom is just a bunch of ironic shitposting!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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