I have a female friend who's incredibly hot. I constantly fantasize about her locking me in a permanent chastity cage and keeping me as a slave while teasing me about how I'll die a virgin and never have an orgasm again at all. I actually want it to happen in real life. Is this weird?
yes you should kys imemdiately
yeah lol
>>4787205
this
>>4787203
I unironically want to be abused by an attractive woman
>>4787205
This but unironically
>>4787203
You talking about your mom?
Have you considered the benefits of censored pornography?
I'm fucking stupid, basically, so I sure have. A couple weeks ago I went through a whole thing where I installed the k9 webfilter onto my computer to block me out of porn because I was really horny and also a fucking idiot. When I finally ended up cumming (took a while because I bought a chastity cage because I'm a stupid fucking idiot) I realized just how god damn dumb I am and figured out how to remove it (despite having purposefully lost the password because I'm the biggest fucking idiot on the planet) near instantly.
The current idea that buzzes through my stupid head when it's horny is that I could make myself a child account on my computer, which I assume would stop me from removing programs. Hopefully I never go through with this, but I am such a dumb dumb stupid fucking idiot when I am horny that I just might, and all these ideas came from censored porn captions, ones that I'm probably about to go jerk it to because
I
AM
A
FUCKING
IDIOT
>>4787203
No, that sounds like every male I know.
Go jerk off or punch a wall or something, you'll feel better.
>>4787261
wud
>>4787203
fine tastes in weeb art but wow your dumb, get over your inferiority complex you cuck
>>4787322
dub
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>>4787203
Glub...
>>4787203
Well friend, if she's open for it then yes but remember orgasms are healthy and you only have one life, don't waste it.
>>4787203
just tell her you are sexual atracted to her