Twitter needs me to describe who I am and what I'm into.

"I'm a nobody and I have no friends so even creating a twitter would be inherently useless"

thats what I did. but really twitter is only good to read colin quinn and doug stanhopes tweets

>>4779360
k*lling c*ps

>>4779367

Besides that?

>>4779371
that should be good enuff

>>4779372

That'll make me look like some kind of cretin. A dimwit. A nabble gabble. I want some things that make me sound coif

>>4779375
>cretin
that's good
>dimwit
that's good,
>nabble gabble
THAT'S GOOD

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>>4779378

I can't believe you're making me use the squirrel

>>4779375
>A nabble gabble
fantastic

>>4779381
i can't believe you're into k*lling c*ps

"I am me and I like memes."

I dunno but if part of it says "sex:" put yes please and then they have to have sex with you hehehe

>>4779568

That's disgusting.

>>4779568
haha holy shit dude did you just think of that?

>>4779577
you were made by sex

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>>4779588

Sure pal.

>>4779592
how do you think you were made

>>4779592
i was there

>>4779597

A bird fell in a cabbage patch and laid an egg. Then an angel saw it and carried to my mom's house. Then she waited until the egg was big and brought it to the hospital where I was hatched.

Long story short: magic

>>4779608
i can't argue with that

>>4779608
dont bring a creature as majestic as the bird into your aborted attempted of conception

go do some astral projection kid