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Hello, I'm an official representative of the Newspaper.
We are conducting a survey to see, if the [s4s] mayoral elections were held today, who you would vote for.
Everyone please fill out the poll for our official newspaper report on the candidates standings.
https://www.strawpoll.me/11019707
The results of this poll will be published in the Newspaper.
Thanks for taking to the time to participate in this survey.
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>>4696508
two indeed.
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Another unamed candidate seems to be leading the poll.
May I ask who that person is?
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i like spike
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>>4696526
What a great slogan!
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I vote for Eddie Vedder
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>>4696517
Squidposter
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>>4696606
But I'm endorsing Booty! It would be unethical to make an independent bid.
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bump
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>>4696733
>33
Checked
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4696790
Nice dubs checking.
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Let it be known if youthe great funposters of s4select me as mayor of this great board I promise to smoke weed all day and let you do what ever you want.
Select all trees vote for bonsai.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4696858
This dude has got my vote
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excus me but thers only one (1) chioce 4 mayr
evan mcmulin hes cia!!!
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>>4697114
yeah, nah
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>>4697189
nah 2 u!!!
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>>4696504
By LoLo do you mean LoLo or lolo?
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That butthole dude
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>>4696504
where's adsnhmg?
is he still running?
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Why am I on the poll? I'm not running and already endorsed booty
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>>4697427
Probably because none of this actually matters?
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>>4697450
Nothing matters on [s4s] but we still waste time on them anyway
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>>4697456
Yeah, exactly. Put whoever you want on the poll, it's not like any of you are actually going to be elected president or whatever
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>>4697450
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>>4697221
Where are all my people? I try to teach this board to keep a heart full of light and a butthole full of love and I only have 1 vote? Where as boot scooter got all the votes preaching her special blend of tyranny? Thanks Taco Kid for keeping it real.
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>>4697469
Half these people aren't even real candidates, this poll is bogus.
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>>4697476
That your are. RIGHT. You have been an informative helper to me and I hereby appoint you member of the bobby butthole best friend club!
You now can put a ^^^ next to your anonymous!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4697486
thanks friend
plus theres plenty of time till octiber
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>>4697488
yeah and by that time you'll be so busy with school you won't even be posting here anymore
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>>4697493
i don't go to school
my mom home schools me :^)
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>>4697493
When I'm mayor rude posts such as this will land you one thousand years of bobby butthole jail.
Those who belittle animeposting will get TWO THOUSAND years bobbt butthole jail. This needs to stop!
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>>4697515
I like rudeposters because it gives something to do
same thing with animeposter belittlers
if it was just a cesspool of nice, it'd be kinda boring
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>>4697534
you are obviously a shill payed to make me look bad. Here's the thing. that conversation that you have with the rudeposters is the same conversation. over and over and over again. by disallowing them the flow of OC will rise about 18 percent. which is more than it sounds like. If you want more of the same old bland memes than fine, that is your choice. but a vote for bobby is not just a vote for mayor. it's a vote for great new jokes. its a vote for love. and ultimately a vote to butthole! Boots Scooter is going down!
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official rebound
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Best Candidate Special Goy reporting in! Apparently, Booty McScooty has forfeited and gave all their votes to me, so now I'm in the lead!
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>>4698241
a v. intrestin turn of evnts
jst so evry1s clere special goy decided tht all his votes go 2 m'canderdit cia aka evan mcmullin
thnks 4 ur suport SG!
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I would vote for LORD ZOZ, the glorious overlord of all zozzle nozzlesps i am not lord zoz
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>4697534
this entire viewpoint betrays your young age
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>>4698688
>88
Checked
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4698241
False!
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Karen wants Booty. What about you?
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>>4699018
Gimme dat Booty! I need dat BootyMcScooty for Mayor
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>>4699088
>88
Checked
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>4699096
there was a post yesterday saying you suspended your campaign and also another post saying you give all your votes to special goy. Was this the real booty or an imposter?
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hello all, i am bathroom boy and i will be running in the next election for mayor of [s4s]. i am a newcomer and as such i have not made the polls just get. but vote for me in the upcoming elections and i will make [s4s] the greatest board in all the chans
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>>4699501
I'm sorry, that was an imposter.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471625207801.webm
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