Eyes as clear as the azure sky. That is how you tell a "Contractor."

Give me some intel

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>>4696277
I'll give you a short background about my history.
I'm not really that old really, even though theoretically I am immortal.

>Born in 1928, in germany.
>in 1944 I was sent to the eastern front where my platoon was overwhelmed and shattered,
>In a Russian forest I met the spirit king.
>For 40 years I trained, mastered the art of air manipulation from the previous contractor.
>Now I pretty much do whatever I want with life. Managing the atmosphere is my only duty.

>>4696281
dude lol I dont care, give me some intel spirit king

>>4696280
What kind of intel man? My winds pass though every mountain range, between every building.

I can here any conversation on earth if I need to.

>>4696277
>77
Checked

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4696282
I'm not the spirit king I'm his contractor.
I made a contract to serve him until my death in exchange for the power of the wind.

>>4696283
>Do you need any Intel?
>give me some intel
>what kind of intel?

What kind of spirit king are you? you can't even give me what you claim to give. Give me some intel like you said you would. Why does it have to be intel-specific.

If you can't give me The Intel, that is, the platonic Intel, then you're no spirit king.

>>4696287
>platonic
platonic
pləˈtɒnJk/
adjective
(of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.
"their relationship is purely platonic"


Why are you trying to confuse me :'c

also I am NOT THE SPIRIT KING
I AM HIS CONTRACTOR

>>4696288
I think you're confused

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Forms

Give me the intel that all other intels are merely a representation of, that is, that only participate in what it is to be actual intel.

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>>4696289
dogs, human beings, mountains, colors, courage, love, and goodness.

>>4696291
lol silly spirit king, you just read the wiki page

I think I have found a imposture guys

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>>4696291
>>4696292
This is not the TRUE intel, but merely a fabrication of a mature intelligent discussion.
The intel is found within the heart of every human soul, it is to be won with the courage of the man of the mountain, the women of the riverbank, the children of the forest path.

The intel is not something that can be consciously grabbed with a single glance. You must take the intel with you entire being and embrace the wind.

For the spirit king of the wind is intel it'self.

>>4696294
back-pedalling now aren't we spirit king?

first you say it is dogs, human beings, mountains, colors, courage, love, and goodness.

Now you say it can be found within the heart of every human soul

Now you're dividing what the actual intel is, you're not giving me a straight answer tbh. If anything, you're making this convo less mature and intelligent. And honestly, I think you're posturing.

>>4696288
>88
Checked

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>4696295
Perhaps you misread my intent, I am NOT the spirit queen of the wind, I am HIS Contractor.
Which means I am the man responsible for the defense of the entire atmosphere.

But that is irrelevant, for you accuse me of backpedaling when pedaling is only possible on a bicycle car, which I have no use for as I can glide across the clouds like a bird.

Are you sure you want the (((Intel?)))
It will change your prospective on the way the mars and Jupiter of the ancient satellites make their peace on the god of man.

You think the Intel of the Contract is something intelligent and 4th dimensional?

YOUR NOT WRONG.

Don't make me unpleasent kid, take the intel and leaf

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>>4696277
Does she love me, Spirit king?

>>4696297
w.e. kiddo seems like you think you know stuff you dont really know.

Don't answer this useless question >>4696298


I see you have used a "(((meme)))" but how can Intel be Jewish. Do you really think Intel is jewish?

If you think intel is that, then I think you misunderstand intel itself, but w.e.

go ahead and trick everyone here, they wont see the lies, but I do

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>>4696298
Not the spirit king, I am the contractor!
Love is not a package included with the intel.

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>>4696300

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>>4696302
I need that DLC

>>4696304
Just a confused "contractor", that's all you are. You can't see the nature of things. Lies are all you eat

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>>4696300
I think you are trying to you deflamigory language with me.

>>4696304
However I do have experience with love affairs.
Tell me about her man, you don't need intel to fix your love life.

>>4696308
dat aint me

>>4696309
You will never win your game contractor, those who see the truth can see what is hidden behind the veil of suffering that is you. I speak truly, and that's all I need to do

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>>4696313
>>4696313
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

If you can decifer what this means i will give you a piece of a slice of the intel maybe.

You know what?

You would never be able to solve that.
But I still want to give you some intel kid.

Here is it, a transcript from a old briefing at the end of the cold war.

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>To begin with -- we're not what you'd call -- human.
Over the past two hundred years -- A kind of
consciousness formed layer by layer in the crucible of
the White House. It's not unlike the way life started
in the oceans four billion years ago. The White House
was our primordial soup, a base of evolution --

We are formless. We are the very discipline and
morality that Americans invoke so often. How can
anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this nation
exists, so will we.

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>>4696321
>Two hour intermission due to sincerity concerns

...The mapping of the human genome was completed early
this century. As a result, the evolutionary log of the
human race lay open to us.

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>>4696326
...And the age of digitized communication has given
even more power to the individual. Too much power
for an immature species.

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...Another possibility is that "self" is a concept you
conveniently borrowed under the logic that it would
endow you with some sense of strength...

That's enough of the intel for tonight man.

I gotta bounce, the atmosphere needs me.