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ott we post revealing pictures of our lives. I've got my moms phone and plan on uploading some newds at some point. It has to be related to you somehow (waifu figs may not apply because delusion)
Pic related my dogYou're only lying to yourself
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>>4695915
nice train
nice dog
heres me in a boat in central park with two other guys i met online
it was pretty gay, im stret tho
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>>4695915
This is my brothers ex grilfren, I don't have one since I'm a loser :))
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>>4695915
hers me in hotel
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>>4695924
an ant mstake i made
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>>4695921
lolol
having a girlfriend is for total faggots to be honest
real heros are totally comitted to one aspect of their creative experession to the absolute exclusion of all other forms of shallow human interaction
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>>4695926
i ate ths hoag
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Do you have a mental disorder or are you on something
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>>4695929
got drnk n cut open m'thmb acident
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>>4695932
its m'sgnture dish i cal it egg f*ck
bcuz whn ur done u look at it n say "f*ck"
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This is my niece, she browses with me sometimes :))
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>>4695915
There wasn't really anything good on here so I'm going to stop
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>>4695948
mybe these ants?
i made n-othr ant-bsed mstake
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>>4695952
readin on th'dek
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>>4695954
hers when i acidently cut up habneros w/out knoin n handld thm n th'seeds hevily
th'rsultin chili burn lsted 17 hour
at 1 point a frend sugest penut buttr mite hlp
it didnt
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>>4695958
ths pupper is now sleepin tight if u kno wht i mean
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>>4695935
You forgot to cum i n your egg. F for fantastic!
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>>4695947
I hate to be the one to tell you this... but.. your niece is a ni*ger
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>>4695963
hmmmm
2bhdesu i dnt thnk thtd b a good idea bcuz i mean lets look at how i evn do it rite?
like
1. i gotta cum in th'egs n cook whch i like im in th'kitchn u kno? i cnt b masturbte in th'kitchn
2. if i insted try 2 cum aftrwards thn its like i gotta get all rdy 2 do it n stuf and like by th'time i cum m'eggs wil, b coldr whch isnt good i cant jst cum on hair triger
no anon i dont thnk its a good idea 2 cum in th'egs but thnks 4 th'fantstic
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>>4695952
Why is ur house full of ants?? ;_;
>>4695958
LOL. I wear latex gloves to cut up raw jalapenos. Habeneros scare me. Did you get hot water on your hands soon after chopping them? Wash in cold water with lots of soap b4 u touch hot water if ur messing with hot peppers. Never heard of peanut butter as a cure.
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>>4695973
"why is your house full of ants"
tht is a fntastic questoin i dnt kno y i wnt thru like three plagues of ants ths sumer
howver i am hapy 2 say i seald up m'wall whch was thier entryway n now m'room is ant free!!!
v. hapy bout tht bcuz ther was SO MNY ants! 2 many ants
also as 4 th'peps i ddnt evn relize at th'time i had don smthing wrong like i ddnt kno thy wer habaners i had nvr wrked w/ pepers tht hot b4 (had nvr evn wrked w/ jalapeos!) n i jst went at it w/out evn thnkin bout it so i dnt rmmebmber wht i did aftr
all i kno is tht wile i was eatin m'meal i strted feelin a brnin senstion tht was v. lite at frst but over th'corse of th'rest of th'day trned into th'most painful n cnstant feelin evr
i tried basicly anythng tht evn culd b thght 2 posibly b a cure but honstly i thnk th'damge was done bcuz nthin wrked
i had 2 fall sleep holdin glas of icewter on th'floor bcuz it jst wldnt stop
heres a picer of m'sealed up wall btw
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>>4695966<-wow
I know
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>>4695987
kid in th'mincraft shrt has stellar hair
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>>4695984
The heat in peppers is carried by oils in them, which want to stick to your skin. Hot water opens up your pores and if you let it in after handling them it just causes a long lasting burn you have to wait out.
Hot water cleans better but in the case of raw chilis use cold water and soap first! I've had chili pepper burns b4 and they suck. Also don't rub ur eyes after handling them, lol.
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>>4695989
yes tht mkes sens i msta opnd m'pors w/ hot wter aftr bcuz i tried evry trik in th'book onc i relizd th'burnin
will keep tht in mnd nxt tim thnk u!
ive had p. good lck w/ jalpenos whch iv been usin a lot ltely n havnt had n-e-mor brns whch i snice
also hers a pic 4 nani whch i thght mybe thyd like bcuz its mor in th'theme of thpics thy r postin w/ othr ppl in em
its of m'two frends wlkin w/ me in a park trail
we wnt kaykin tht day it was fun i got us lst on prpose but thn found our wy bck 2
th'guy on th'rite wnted 2 go th'oppsite directoin at 1 trn n we wlda been rly lost if we hd gon tht wy!
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>>4696001
Post something good like ur dik
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>>4696021
um wow nani thts v. lewd so no pls dnt ask me 2 do tht
hers som bery insted tht we fuond n ate
i thnk im gona go 2 slep
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>>4696028
the meme maker = berry gatherer
Nani Nani~ = bull *snorts and hooves ground* where's ur girl big boy~
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>>4696040
wow i go 2 get som food 4 help slep n com bck 2 ths
no mor pics 4 u
ur atitude has been = rude n lewd dude n m'intraction w/ u has ben unplsent
i am v. srprised as u seem 2 hav v. nice fmily u mst b th'odd 1 out 2bhdesu
goodnite nani i hop u get les rude by th'time i wake up
sry if ths is 2 jdgementl i dnt wnt 2 fite rude w/ rude but i m jst v. tird n iritable i hop u undrstand
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