Hey anon-kun, Did you know that: All weeaboos are virgins. That's a fact! If a weeaboo ever tells you that he/she isn't a virgin then it's complete bullshit, Reply to the fake weeb with "All weeaboos are virgins", Keep his mouth shut. Once you become a weeaboo, you also become a virgin.
Still think it's bullshit? Do some research.
As your parents would have said: Don't trust anyone on the internet, they could be lying, and that isn't good is it?.
Thank you for listening and please spread the word.
~Anonymous #368839
08/16/16
>>4695470
prove it
Your fortune: Godly Luck
I'm not a virgin, AMA
Sex is for perverts
>>4695470
cool story man
>>4695492
If people didn't have sex then none of us would be here
>>4695483
Are you weeaboos
>>4695499
No.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4695497
See what I mean?
>>4695499
dubs confirm
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4695470
>Once you become a weeaboo, you also become a virgin.
You can't just "become" a virgin. That's not how it works.
op is wrong
im a weeaboo and im having sex right now pic related thats me and my waifu
>>4695508
prove it
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4695509
All weeaboos are virgins
>>4695509
DELETE THIS
>>4695511
>5511
Checked
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck