In less than 3 hours, history will be made as 4chan has its 12th

>>4695274
ur a fuggin lier

>>4695274
thats alot of gets

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4695277
speakin of gets.......

Also, for the sake of recording history, I may be recording the 50 posts before and after the Hyper Million, so I'm going to go ahead and link all the posts right now.

>>>/b/699999950
>>>/b/699999951
>>>/b/699999952
>>>/b/699999953
>>>/b/699999954
>>>/b/699999955
>>>/b/699999956
>>>/b/699999957
>>>/b/699999958
>>>/b/699999959
>>>/b/699999960
>>>/b/699999961
>>>/b/699999962
>>>/b/699999963
>>>/b/699999964
>>>/b/699999965
>>>/b/699999966
>>>/b/699999967
>>>/b/699999968
>>>/b/699999969
>>>/b/699999970
>>>/b/699999971
>>>/b/699999972
>>>/b/699999973
>>>/b/699999974
>>>/b/699999975
>>>/b/699999976
>>>/b/699999977
>>>/b/699999978
>>>/b/699999979
>>>/b/699999980
>>>/b/699999981
>>>/b/699999982
>>>/b/699999983
>>>/b/699999984
>>>/b/699999985
>>>/b/699999986
>>>/b/699999987
>>>/b/699999988
>>>/b/699999989
>>>/b/699999990
>>>/b/699999991
>>>/b/699999992
>>>/b/699999993
>>>/b/699999994
>>>/b/699999995
>>>/b/699999996
>>>/b/699999997
>>>/b/699999998
>>>/b/699999999

>>>/b/700000000
>>>/b/700000001
>>>/b/700000002
>>>/b/700000003
>>>/b/700000004
>>>/b/700000005
>>>/b/700000006
>>>/b/700000007
>>>/b/700000008
>>>/b/700000009
>>>/b/700000010
>>>/b/700000011
>>>/b/700000012
>>>/b/700000013
>>>/b/700000014
>>>/b/700000015
>>>/b/700000016
>>>/b/700000017
>>>/b/700000018
>>>/b/700000019
>>>/b/700000020
>>>/b/700000021
>>>/b/700000022
>>>/b/700000023
>>>/b/700000024
>>>/b/700000025
>>>/b/700000026
>>>/b/700000027
>>>/b/700000028
>>>/b/700000029
>>>/b/700000030
>>>/b/700000031
>>>/b/700000032
>>>/b/700000033
>>>/b/700000034
>>>/b/700000035
>>>/b/700000036
>>>/b/700000037
>>>/b/700000038
>>>/b/700000039
>>>/b/700000040
>>>/b/700000041
>>>/b/700000042
>>>/b/700000043
>>>/b/700000044
>>>/b/700000045
>>>/b/700000046
>>>/b/700000047
>>>/b/700000048
>>>/b/700000049
>>>/b/700000050

If enough of these posts stick and don't 404 within seconds, I'll make a huge GET collage celebrating the 700M GET.

>>4695283
>>4695287
good planning anonn

DID I GET HERE IN TIME? <--- THIS IS A PUN

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monitoring this thread.

I have to go to bed, though.

I Hope this thread is still up when I wake up, and OP i appreciate your attempting to record these surely important posts.

>>4695274
how do you know all of this??

>>4695274
thanks for all your hard work

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>4695300

I was only 20 off from 333333333 with it being a same time post. I also attempted 666666666, but was captcha blocked.

I'm fully expecting to be captcha blocked this time around as well; I will still try for it, though. However, just because I can't go for 700M doesn't mean I can't record its history.

>>4695311
yes and nice dubs

>>4695277
>>4695288
>>4695300
>>4695311
Checked

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4695311
it's still over 2 hours away

do me a favor and keep this thread alive s4s

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>>4695277
>>4695288
>>4695300
>>4695311

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>>4695309
What do you mean by "CAPTCHA blocked"? Extra, unpredictable time added by google?

>>4695322

>>4695323

During times when your Internet is going slowly or 4chan is under massive traffic, the captcha will sometimes "not work."

- Pressing the square with an endless loop, captcha not loading
- Pressing the square with a loop for about 10 seconds only to receive the error message "captcha failed to connect" which forces you to refresh the page
- Solving the pictures only to get "captcha failed to connect" when submitting the solution forcing you to refresh the page
- On really rare occasions, getting the green checkmark and STILL getting the "you failed to solve the captcha" error
- Doing everything right, hitting "Post," and the post just not going through FOR SOME REASON

If you've never experienced any of these, be grateful.

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OP here.

>>>/b/699977777

Let this GET of mine be encouragement that even if you can't obtain 700M, you should still try to be as close as you can be!

>>4695331
There have been plenty of times I've tried to GET a GET and I simply got a error message. I think it has something to do with so many people trying to post at the same time overloading the server.

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>>4695331
Figured as much. Sounds very stressful.
Good luck, friend. Make another Cirno thread on /jp/ if you're successful!

>>4695342
who the fug are you? :O

>>4695352
KoG probably

>>4695360
Detective Anon solves another case!

>>4695349
Cirno's ass is very good, I'd like to touch it.

>>4695364
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground GETs that you did on /an/
I got a room full of your posts and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with binary GETs, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Anon

>>4695374
No no. That guy IS KoG but the guy you're responding to -- me -- is not KoG.

wheres new mot

hey op was that you who got those 6s on /b/ yesterday?

>>4695377
Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Skype-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last (You) I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two posts;
I wrote the captchas on 'em perfect

>>4695383
You didn't even check my dubs and yet you're lecturing me?
Wow, what a jerk. Everyone look at this jerk!

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>>4695381

Yeah.

>>4695391
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy post or a thread
I hope you know I ripped all of your screenshots off the wall
I love you King, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

>>4695402
The age of kings is over. Rise, anon, and claim your birthright. You are beholden to no man or god, your fate is in your own hands.

>>4695409
My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(I can't stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat

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good luck [s4s]

who here is gonna try to get a get on the rudeboard?

About 2,500 posts away from the last quints until 700M:

>>>/b/699988888

Can anyone from [s4s] get it?

>>4695440
I can't go there. I might catch the rude disease

>>4695487
it's not really rude, it's just unfiltered, which i suppose can be interpreted as rude, but it's really just freedom

I tried to go for >>>/b/699988888 but was captcha blocked.

The captcha errors are already starting. Not to mention I've NEVER seen /b/ so hyped up for a GET before. There have been pretty much nonstop 700M GET threads on /b/ for the past 48 hours. It's absolute insanity.

>>4695540
A boring porn thread. Yep, that's /b/ alright.

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9000 posts away lads

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Baldy I demand you sticky this thread

8000 posts

I don't know if /b/'s server can handle all of this...

ITS FUGGING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>4695563
well soon at least

>>4695566
dubs confirm

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

7000 posts

/b/ is moving at record speeds now.

holy shit the post rate just went crazy
it was ~160 posts/minute 20 minutes ago and it's currently about ~260 posts per minute

6000 posts

wew

A bit of advice: If you want to have any chance of coming close at all, make sure you post 70 - 150 posts before the GET. With as fast as /b/ is going, you might even need to post 200 posts before, I don't know. It's going far faster right now that previous similar GETs of the past, so I have no idea what is going to happen.

5000 posts

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Your fortune: Average Luck

yaaay i cant wait for it to go to some random spammer with little to no substance to it

i will get get

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

4000 posts

not even joking

>>4695588
I can't wait for u're dubs good thing theyr hear

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Well, I have to make a prediction, so here is mine:

I'm assuming that one of the GETs will be the Waifu Claiming Thread.

3000 posts

holy freaking hell /b/ is like a volcano right now

2000 posts

i thought op was only kidding about a hundred posts in a second but at this rate he's probably right

1000 POSTS

BRACE FOR IMPACT

SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

currently around 420 posts per minute

>>4695274
you are ebinly beaootiful

and /b/'s down

>>>/b/699999999
>>>/b/700000000

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

wew lads, s4s deserves le ebin gets but at the rate /bee/ is going now we don't stand a chance ;C

>>4695616
FANTASTIC

>>4695617
i got a bunch of connection errors when i tried to get it

rude lnguage in get 2bhdesu

>>4695619
same.

Loads of connection errors for me.
The gets were boring as expected.
/b/ can not deliver.

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Did... did I do good?

>>4695628
I don't see any (You) in that post lad

>>4695628
I SAW THAT POST ANON

>>>/b/700000000
Wasted GET. No pic.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>4695630
sorry lad i forgot to upload the real version, that first one was edited

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>>4695628
I was late too, my friend

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The thread that won it just got pruned.
It's over.

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Here is my screencap.

>>4695635
lol

I hop KoG got all the caps he wanted

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4695638
i'm going to bed. cry myself to sleep. at least I saw it.

>>>/b/777777777
NOW WE WAIT

>>4695644
dubs confirm

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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screencap for glory

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>>4695642

You have no idea.

By the way, I got this stupid error message. AGAIN.

I think what happens is the farther away you are from /b/'s server, the more likely you are to fail, so only those closest to the server have the best chance of getting the GET.

>>4695644
It was so trippy watching the number of replies go from six to twenty to a few hundred as the thread auto-updated.

>>4695277
>>4695288
>>4695300
>>4695311
>>4695322
>>4695377
>>4695566
>>4695588
>>4695644
Checked these GETs.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4695655
Checked this GET

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4695654

I tried to reply, but kept getting Bad Gateway'D. As soon as the GET 404'D, I could start posting again.

lol

>>4695660
4chanX kept throwing up errors within 200 posts of the GET. I was so mad.

4695667 pls

>>4695662

Yeah, that's pretty much any Hyper Million or Nonuplets GET on /b/ in a nutshell. Only those with extremely fast Internet, close to /b/'s server, and luck can get such GETs.

As I'm combing through posts 699999950 - 700000050, I'm noticing that the post rate, although faster, is actually LESS than that of even a fast sextuplets GET. I'm assuming a ton of people weren't able to go for this due to errors.

I'm going to make this huge information collage of the posts during the GET. You really can't understand the absolute depth of the cancer until you have it spelled out for you, and let me tell you, this cancer runs DEEP.

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i tried [s4s]

>>4695720
you tried, and that's all anyone can ever ask of you. thank you for your efforts, we love you.

>>4695720
YOUDIDNT EVIN TRIED
you r expell from s4s 4ever

>>4695831
pls no bully

>>4695839
ok srry you can stay hehe

I just got my consolation million GET on /ck/:

>>>/ck/8000000

I'm putting together the 700M GET collage now.

And here's some quints on /b/:

>>>/b/700022222

I failed to get the last quints before 700M, but got the second to the last, and I failed to get the first quints after 700M, but got the second. Oh, how ironic fate can be.

I'm about 1/4th the way putting together the massive 700M GET collage. I'm way too worn out from all the GETs today, so I'm just going to go to bed and finish it tomorrow. If this thread has 404'D by then, I'll post the screencap as a new thread.

>>4696015
Godspeed you beautiful bastard

good gets today

So, after going for 0s and 7s around ten different times and being off by 1 four times (that 70007006 hurt so bad!), I managed to get this pretty epic set of numerals:

>>>/b/700077777

I'm already finished with the main work of the collage, but I'm have some things to do now, so it won't be out for another few hours. I'm glad to see that this thread is still alive.

Can someone post the screencap of the thread?

>>4697127

Of 700M?

See >>4695639 and >>4695651

>>4697133
The full thread, I wanna see their responses

>>4697143

Nope. Besides, why would you want to see hundreds of "scriptfag" and "nigger" posts anyway? :^)

>>4697171

>71 71

nice double

>>4697173
that's not really dubs

>>4697225

it is tho

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Alright, I'm finished.

Here is the data for the posts during the 700M GET.

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>>4698238
!!!! good job anon top quality archival

>>4698238
this is nice data

Your fortune: Bad Luck