"What are you staring at, anon? Aren't you gonna eat

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*sticks my dick in your urethra*

sorry not very good at this

>>4690934
how does your dick even fit inside a girls urethra? lol

>>4690938
Trust me anon, It can... i have seen it

>>4690947
oh wait, that was man's urethra

>>4690928
>rape

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Instead of eating the ass yourself you get guy fieri to do it, and before he goes down you shove 3lbs of meat and spices down her ass and pussy so that when he finishes he declares her ass flavor town and sets up residence in her ass. Living amongst cum, spices, and meat.

those fingers are pillow shaded, which is not the right approach to shading fingers, less you want a rubber-y looking digits. 3/10
-regards from /ic/

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mmmmm

>>4690934
this post is unironically funny. good job.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4690928
do a 3600° and a half-a press

Ty for shaving, maria. I always knew you were a classy woman.