Crystal Testicles

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Crystal Testicles 2016-07-20 18:47:44 Post No. 4616859
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Crystal Testicles Anonymous 2016-07-20 18:47:44 Post No. 4616859 [Report]

So, I was looking up pictures of Crystal Man from Mega Man, right? And I keep running into pictures of crystal dicks.

I'd say they're dildos, but every site refers to them as testicles

As if it's just a piece of art that just happens to be in the shape of a dick

Like you can just stick in your house and call it decoration.

This particular dick costs 229.88 in US currency.

huh

Squidposter 2016-07-20 18:54:48 Post No.4616873
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Squidposter 2016-07-20 18:54:48 Post No.4616873 [Report]

>>4616859
>inclusion in the crystal balls
Into the trash it goes

LoLo 2016-07-20 18:55:55 Post No.4616875
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>>4616859
Why would anyone display something in their house that looks like a dildo? Link to site that sells this?

Squidposter 2016-07-20 18:57:30 Post No.4616881
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Squidposter 2016-07-20 18:57:30 Post No.4616881 [Report]

>>4616875
Seconded. I-i just want the site for research purposes...!

Anonymous 2016-07-20 19:03:48 Post No.4616898
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 19:03:48 Post No.4616898 [Report]

Linky link

http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32424704288.html?tracelog=storedetail2mobilesitedetail

Sally the glad 2016-07-20 19:04:11 Post No.4616899
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Sally the glad 2016-07-20 19:04:11 Post No.4616899 [Report]

this one time on a business trip to wh/y/ , i saw a thread devoted to the statue fetish
they would drool over like michelangelo david and shit
so i think there might be actual real irl demand for dildos that are this hard and cold

Anonymous 2016-07-20 19:04:31 Post No.4616900
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 19:04:31 Post No.4616900 [Report]

>>4616898
isn't aliexpress all chink traders?

Squidposter 2016-07-20 19:05:27 Post No.4616902
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>>4616899
>>4616900
Sequential dubs!!! :DDD

Anonymous 2016-07-20 19:13:06 Post No.4616917
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>>4616900
Just looked it up. It's an "online market place". Apparently everything is from Chinese suppliers... At a first glance, it seems pretty normal, you can buy apparrel and stuff there...

No idea why they're selling fucking crystal dildoes.

Anonymous 2016-07-20 19:30:34 Post No.4616951
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>>4616917
Maybe it is a divining tool

Chemical Man 2016-07-20 19:32:35 Post No.4616955
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Chemical Man 2016-07-20 19:32:35 Post No.4616955 [Report]

>>4616859
why were you looking up crystal man tho

Anonymous 2016-07-20 20:12:47 Post No.4617081
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 20:12:47 Post No.4617081 [Report]

>>4616951
it's the wulin sword style!
WU
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WARIAHS

LoLo 2016-07-20 20:23:03 Post No.4617109
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>>4616881
I just wanted to see if the store had other wacky stuff. It looks like it's a marketplace type thing and they don't really explain wtf it's purpose is. I have no interest in burchasing said product.

>>4616917
Chinese ppl are weird.

Anonymous 2016-07-20 20:29:28 Post No.4617126
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>>4617109
big fat dirtcunt dirt-in-yer-cunt

Anonymous 2016-07-20 20:39:02 Post No.4617154
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 20:39:02 Post No.4617154 [Report]

huh

Anonymous 2016-07-20 20:42:10 Post No.4617164
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 20:42:10 Post No.4617164 [Report]

>>4616902
Hey, you said you'd post that when beardanon was around!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Squidposter 2016-07-20 20:45:23 Post No.4617177
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Squidposter 2016-07-20 20:45:23 Post No.4617177 [Report]

>>4617164
I haven't seen him today, but I still want to! Has he been around? The picture's just too lewd for me.

Anonymous 2016-07-20 21:03:06 Post No.4617244
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>>4617177
yeah i've been around. *ba dumm tss*
nice dubs by the way

Squidposter 2016-07-20 21:04:10 Post No.4617249
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>>4617244
Likewise to you, buddy! Those are some nice dubs along with a nice beard- thanks!

Anonymous 2016-07-20 21:20:50 Post No.4617291
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 21:20:50 Post No.4617291 [Report]

huh

Anonymous 2016-07-20 21:23:23 Post No.4617299
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 21:23:23 Post No.4617299 [Report]

chinese dicks must be really small lol

Anonymous 2016-07-20 21:48:21 Post No.4617358
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>>4616955
I remember reading that Yusuke Murata (guy who redrew the webcomic One Punch Man) designed Crystal Man as a child for some kinda Mega Man contest.

Pretty good design for a kid.

Chemical Man 2016-07-20 21:57:58 Post No.4617379
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Chemical Man 2016-07-20 21:57:58 Post No.4617379 [Report]

>>4617358
he designed dust man too

Anonymous 2016-07-21 02:15:17 Post No.4618190
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