So my daddy and I decided we wanted Subway for dinner last night.

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So my daddy and I decided we wanted Subway for dinner last night. So we go to subway and I am deciding what kind of sandwich I want. I decide I want Pastrami, so I say my bread and I say I want Pastrami. The girl behind the counter looks at me and says "We don't have Pastrami anymore. We haven't carried that for 3-4 years." My dad and I look at each other with the most puzzled looks on our face because I had a multiple Pastrami sandwiches form Subway. We tell the lady this ad she goes, "We haven't had it since the last manager, John was here." So my dad and I tried to tell this woman that we had Pastrami sandwiches in 2015 and she's going "no no no you didn't" and we're like whatever, so we get the sandwiches and we get in the car and my dad mocks the girl and goes "We haven't had Pastrami since Pastrami Steve left." I look to him and I say "His name was John." My dad goes "Yeah but his nickname was Pastrami Steve." This is a typical day. xD