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>So I'm horny, feeling like fapping to some shit I find online
>Pool up a video with long ass introduction, keep jacket on and pull down my pants.
>Just as I'm jacking off, my dad knock on my door, which is located on the other end of the room behind me
>"Anon, I have some books of yours you need to put up.
>I'm glad I locked it, but I'm scared because sometimes the door opens anyway.
>Hear door open. Holy fuck!
>Panick!
>The Hentai is just now pickin up as it turns into tentacle sex.
>"I'll just put these books here and get some more from upstairs," says father figure, placing books down.
>Holy shit, my dad doesn't even know he caught me in a fapping sessions.
>"Y-yeah... okay dad. I'll put them up." I say, closing the window nonchalantly.
>Father figure leaves, completely oblivious... At least, I think.
>As soon as he leaves I hurry to the door and shut it, locking it.
>Moments later I hear knocking again.
>"Anon! Why did you lock the door!? I told you to put up these books!
>"Goddamn it dad! You came in while I was changing clothes earlier."
>N-nice cover, right?"
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>>4574670
who r u quot??
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>>4574676
Me and my dad, obv.
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>>4574670
who are you quoting?
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>>4574670
DUM!!!!!!!!!! ROOBIE MISTAKE
also who da fug r u quoting?
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XDDDD who r u quoting omfg rofLMAO
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>>4574732
I don't understand this lingo
Am I stupid? Or does prolonged exposure to this website suck the intellect out of people.
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>>4574670
and then your dad f*cked you?
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>>4574803
Who are you quoting? Nobody actually wanks in their bedrooms, that's what the bathroom is for.
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>>4574815
Nah man. It was a true story and just happened today. I'm literally quoting myself.
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>>4574803
the problem is that you are not on the [s4s] interface. perhaps you should switch over, as it really helps one understand what is going on. It's actually really funny to flip bacj and forth to see how random and spastic [s4s] seems without the [s4s] interface.
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>>4574830
How do?
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>>4574670
>put up books
Waaat the heckaroonie are u pudding them up on??? Or for????
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>wHO do yUO qUoTING¿¿!
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