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Hello everyone! I don't really do these threads anymore but someone told me to do pizza so I did something very silly. Instead of using a real crust I used a flour tortilla and cooked it in a skillet to crisp the bottom and then finished it under the broiler. It's got tomato sauce, mozzarella, sliced thin sweet peppers, sauteed mushrooms, pepperoni (crappy Hormel brand kind) and gruyere cheese, which should have been parm but I have too messy fridge rn and didn't want to dig for it.
It's pretty good just obv. not as filling as real pizza cuz it's pretty light on the whole bread aspect to it...
Pls tell me what u think and upboat and subscribe!
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>>4571667
nice
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Here is another image of a quarter of one. I made two of these btw.
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>>4571667
wow nice pizze
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where's my matzoh ball & friet rice bitsch u let me doooown babyyyyyyy
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>>4571667
Yum
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>>4571667
in luv with u 3>
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looks like shit tbh and im tired of u g8hr8 posting garbage gentile food so plz to feck off ok
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>>4571684
bleed out on the sidewalk faget lolo is top-tier postre
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>>4571667
sound better than typical thin crust pizza that's hard as a rock
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wanna be ur special lovre lo lo
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>>4571679
I wanna make matzos a few times before I post. I had trouble forming the batter cuz it was a bit wet after chilling and they didn't come out round. Also they were too dense and didn't want to float in the serving broth. I think I'll beat the eggwhites separately next time and add baking powder.
Fried rice I can do tomorrow, I guess. Doesnt sound too daunting.
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>>4571667
I've actually done that once before..
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>>4571667
Dumb big fat shit
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>>4571667
(to the tune of rain rain go away)
fat shit go away come again never
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>>4571705
>>4571702
k niec 2 kno. luv u
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dookie dumb doopy dung on a plate making gag and upchucking vomit mouth vomit on your mouth clean it
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>>4571705
reminder that i will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at lo lo the way that you are posting at lo lo.
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dirtvag dirt in your vag wipe it no sniffing soaka hand in ur menstrual blood n slap u with it
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Here is my bad attempt though, in the spirit of disclosure. Do you recommend cooking in water or broth? It takes a hell of a lot of chicken stock to cook them in and you're left with cloudy stock... I might get bullion cubes for this purpose since it seems like a waste of my good stock.
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>>4571711
how u doin, winstonne?
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Can I make a suggestion to bulk up the "flimsy" quality of a flour tortilla?

Use 3. Bind them together by melting shredded mozzarella cheese between them.
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>>4571719
u shoult ask my ma' for suggestions
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stank cunt ditz rubbery clit i flick it plate of food dump it on your head
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blubbery fatvag pooch "POOCH" POOCH she nick name her protruding stomachhe so it will mayby not discussed her as much but it never work bellybutton barfbag
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>>4571721
That would be like a quesadilla with a pizza on top... Lol. 2crazy4me prob better to just spend the time letting the dough rise.

So there is a nice and a rude sparkles apparently...? I'm so confus
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>>4571739
like a quesadilla? hmm......wait the pizza already IS JUST FUGGING NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gotta say i awfully respect lolo as she hates garbage lewd anime threads
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>>4571667
P - Pizza
I - Italy
Z - Zany
Z - ?
A - Anchovies
what does the other Z stand for? I am desperate to finish this puzzle so I can win a prize...
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>>4572057
pretty interesting zany ? awesome


dang! i cnt figure ou t either
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>>4571736
interesting post
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>>4571667
that looks delicious
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>>4571667
wow v. creatve 2 use tort! sily but i thnk it looks v. good.
i hav notice tht a lot of th "fancyh" piza placs do mstly thin crst n i thnk it knda makes sens 4rom a tste perspctive
tho smtimes i rly wnt a nice filin v. crust za
all tht aside it looks like it tast rly good so great job!!
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>>4572591
Thx memer!
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>>4572591
Thx memer!
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>>4571667
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>>4572622
broose wills
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Great post. saved.
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>>4572622
Dubs. Not sure how I double posted not on purpose or how that happened, but nice double there, friendo!
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>>4572617
no prob!!
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>>4572620
np!
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>>4571667
i want to eat that pizza
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id say it looks pretty good i would eat that pizza 2 time a week *rub hand together*
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stankdirt acidcunt pukefood
smearing my bare foot in your ordure and kicking you in the face with it
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>>4573152
ok kid
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>>4573193
AAAAAAAAAAH-HA_HA_HA_HA_HAHA
RUSE CADE = WINSTONNE ?????????????
>>4573184
lol ur comment got underminet by the next comment
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>>4573199
your comment got undermined by your sweet dubs
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Looks delightfully sumptuous, LoLo. Is the cat's ass dandruff gratis?
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>>4573152
Rude
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>>4572057
Zombies?
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>>4573245
Kitty likes to sit there, sorry!

>>4573255
Nice dubs
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>>4571677
nice dubs
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>>4573245
hahaha... so fucken disgusting my god.
>>4573265
dumbshit let your cat on the table you are truly filthy. big fat sack of shit, i shrivel ur ovary bisthc
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>>4571667
hippocampus
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>>4573289
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>>4571667
sup bby
ur thing seems to be missing chicken n pineapplel, so tell me who hurt u
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>>4573307
I think I used appropriate toppings. Apologies if they are not your preference!
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>>4573327
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fatwad. wad of fat on your torso, burn it
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>>4573336
I would like to fug Taylor Seift
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>>4573327
its ok, ill try not to drink myself to sleep because of this
i will also pray for your soul!
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>>4573336
Interesting assortment of waifus. Post one from the Hedy Lamarr folder

>>4573288
Wow dubs! Is that the part that's smaller with borderline? I don't remember
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>>4573348
big fat tubby tublord. big ol gut bitsch u shape like a bowling pin. bowling pin bistch atually that kinde sexey show me dem bowleen peen thighs woao u so chubb mmyom
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>>4573348
HEDLEY Lamarr
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>>4573351
I'm not shaped like a bowling pin
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>>4573351
I'm not shaped like a bowling pin
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>>4573360
AWWWWWWWWWWWWA
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>>4573360
AWWWWWWWWWWWWA
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>>4573362
How the fug did I double post or is someone else doing it?
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>>4573368
see this what i mean by ditzy.
textbook ditz right here.
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>>4573362
How the fug did I double post or is someone else doing it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7URSM_ShQQ
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>>4573376
some other rudefig is doing it because they can't come up with anything funny on there own tbh fam
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>>4573383
oh look its jennifer lawrence famed hollywood mkultra mind-control culture-degenerator in a host of movies designed to break down your morals, to erode your sense of decency, to make you an unthinking, uninspired consumer-cunt that gobbles up anything put in front of your fat face.

hope that piece of shit dies.
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>>4573362
How the fug did I double post or is someone else doing it?
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>>4571667
LoLo I've missed u =*[
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It needs more of these.

They're like big meat cheerios.
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add me on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/checkem22/
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>>4573385
that's the spirit
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>>4573390
Oops forgot to turn my fugging name on xDD
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Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at lolo the way that you are posting at lolo.
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>>4573393
>boneless rectums
f
1 share= 1 bone for a boneless rectum
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>>4571667
This is nice pizza.

I would eat it.

Good job!
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>>4573420
You can wear them on your cock like a wedding ring.
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>>4573424
Bell Casby
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>>4573426
is that you are fetish
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>>4573467
Yes that is I are fetish.

This are my other

Many pussy on face.
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This little shit is the one who gets that tablecloth fuzzy. She is sitting there even without the skellingtons on it! Why does cat like table?
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>>4571667
>I did something very silly. Instead of using a real crust I used a flour tortilla and cooked it in a skillet to crisp the bottom and then finished it under the broiler
OMG
I literally L I T E R A L L Y can not believe you used flour tortilla instead of real crust!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!?
and then
and
and then you actually cooked it in a skillet?!!
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

>>4572577
>>4572626
>>4573299
>>4571717
>>4573600
nice dubs
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>>4573600
dirtlife trailertable. oh god you mobile home dumbass. fuckfat bloated cunny-nose. trailer trash confirmed you are so below me i cacle loudly and some times the tenant complains cause it is a rather creepy cackle
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literal trailer scum empty out the piss pan in the sump you sumpy sumpcunt , your cunt like a sump, caving in rotting away while you waste your unfigurative thirties playing dirtdumb video games you old old blubbery armed fat rotwhore
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>>4574075
*cums on your eyelash*
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>>4574075
I don't live in a mobile home. Actually I used to make pretty decent money which is why I had enough savings to buy a house last year (with some halp from friend) and I still have savings remaining! I don't have a high paying job or a real career but I'm doing OK actually so it's nonsense to bully me about that. I live well and buy good stuff.
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>>4574119

so u make a tortilla pizza like cub scouts learn to make before they're 10 years old?
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>>4574134
Nobody taught me to make tortilla pizza when I was 10 y/o. ;___; Such a neglected childhood I had.
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>>4574134
*cums on your other eyelash*
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>>4574134
Not everyone is a fucking mexican you fucking wetback faggot
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>>4574119
your house a dirt. your house a depreciate. forever tethered to your buttugly friend forever degenerate. your boy friend stink when he come home from work and doe not care to live in filth with your fuckfat face! you probly cringe to call your shitshack a house. ugly tubster tubmeister i poke ur fat
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decent doler in texes when u hit five figures, lmoa. decent doler when u dont gotta barter ur cows no more. aha o my god i am laff so hart. used to. used to til sum1 realized ur seniority on the fast-food burger-assembly-line shouldnt mean u make ten quarters more than a newbie. lmoa used to. used to then it all went down in flames because u coodnt afford higher education. no real career oh my god lady u bout to be thirty you flubby fat shit there is a world of hurt in ur next decade and hurt i hope it does and it will no doubt! piss-pant tubgut
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>>4574471
I am not in financial distress. I have had problems with lasting relationships. I have never worked fast food. Lol.
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>>4574503
wow yea u one rung up the ladder of food-based wage-slavery wow dont 4get to tip ur lo-lo cause her imploiers pay her a legal less-than-minimum wage my god i didnt even IMPLY doler distres only distres come from livin in little dilapidated crap-hut tiny table salvation-army table cloth. u are like the stuff that come out of a butthole, is wat u are like to me
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>>4574511
help me
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>>4574515
WAT
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>>4574511
Nice dubs. Everything gets recorded if I get mostly cards they owe me cash and I get a regular w2 also. I make more than minimum wage. There is nothing wrong with my employment but if I get to be considered an honorary NEET that's a bonus to me
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>>4574531

>>>/r/eddit

le you have to go back friend
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>>4574532
You're mom is a reddit
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>>4574531
i do not care about detail! shove it back up betwixt ur buttox!
neet life a dream waiterring a nitemare.
mecha cooke thread dedicade 2 me
mecha de dope hibachi friet rice

wew loe-loe en grocrey store piccing out thing just for me...
get me titillated
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genocide @

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4574532
is there a bra size that fits reddit?
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well a lo ha lo lo
ladey ill be danged if i hafent dreampta splatterin ur faec with my seed ahundret bilien times...
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I want to cum on LoLo's face!
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>>4574700
I have been led to believe that dubs = confirmation

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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I want to cum on LoLo's face!
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>>4571711 eewww dubs
>>4574144 eeeww dubs
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>>4571711 eewww dubs
>>4574144 eeeww dubs
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