>gf is prego >still like getting kinky anyways >one

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>gf is prego
>still like getting kinky anyways
>one night things get particularly saucy
>I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out
>I turn on the lights and scream 'what the fuck is this shit?'
>it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
>I look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face, and she was not answering... fuck...
>I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital.
>she's still bleeding everywhere and by the time we get there
>she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained
>she's looking colorless and almost transparent....
>she looks like she's in a vegetative state.
>I storm into the emergency room
>carry her into the nearest doctor and explain everything.
>He takes one look at her
>"sir, I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
>"WHY THE FUCK NOT???" I answered.
>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
>mfw