My 15 month old nephew just scratched my face happily. How

Beat him with a stick?

>>4503606
edit, beat him with a bat

>>4503625
Perfect, my nephew is scared of birds

>>4503625
but he could get rabies

>>4503626
but a bat isn't a bird, it's a mammal

Hot fudge enema with broken glass.

>>4503603
Abandon him in a bear-infested forest.

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>>4503702
Birds have wings. Mammals don't have wings. Bats have wings.

Bats are birds. Did you even go to schol?

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nice

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>>4503742
Hope you're being ironic. Bats are in fact, mammals. Ain't shit have to do with a bats wings

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>>4503791
*farts causally*
bats are bugs

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>4503791
ironic? ur the ironic one here m80.

bats are birds. birds birds birds.

>>4503791
Dolphins has wings still a fish

>>4503927
No, its a porpoise. A MAMMAL.

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>>4503955
Nice doubles, but how retard are you? A simple google search would prove you are wrong.

I used to punch the shit out of my nephew who was 6 years younger than me. I regret that and wish it didn't have to be that way.

Try to avoid him if he's just a pest. Maybe if you're not near him so much he will get the hint.

>>4503603
*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking killed
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>>4503603
Cum inside aaaaassshole u dumb fig

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>>4503603
The only way he'll learn is through flaying

>>4504019
you sound drunk
youll scare the animals

>>4504059
Im not sleeping althpugh drunk af cuz i afraid vomit whilr sleep and die what do

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IM GOING TO EAT YOUR NEPHEW

AND YOUR FACE

>>4504050
A naked man has few secrets, a flayed man has none

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>>4503742
this fucker can't be serious

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check this out I am brilliant. Trim his fingernails.

>>4504122
nice dubs.

>>4504122
Sorry your wrong

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>>4504122
he's not lol

beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat with a baseball bat

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>>4504165
sorry you're autistic