>be me >working at McDonald's >waiting in line

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>be me
>working at McDonald's
>waiting in line and see whale walk in
>fuckmylife.jpeg
>looks right at me
>lock eyes
>fuuuuuuuck
>walks right up to me
>orders 10 fucking Big Macs
>"ok ma'am that'll b-"
>cuts me off
>"IM NOT DONE" she shrieks
>orders 3 large fries
>tells me they're for later
>I said ok, tell her that'll cost xx.xx
(I don't fucking remember how much it cost, bite me)
>doesn't have enough
>tell her I'll have to take back some of her food
>shrieks
>grab her arm has she attempts to flee with her food
>"OH OF COURSE ANOTHER MAN WHO CANT KEEP HIS HANDS OFF ME, RAPE!!!! RAPE!!!!!"
>fuck she's a feminist too
>manager comes out
>try's to calm her down
>she calls the police
>police show up and she tells them we're raping her
>manager explains what's going on
>in confuse whale try's to escape with food
>shoves Big Macs down her throat
>wtf
>Manager notices
>tells her she has to pay
>try's to run out
>fucking slow as hell
>cops don't even have to run to catch her
>See her get handcuffed
>quit the next day
>leave country
>fucking done with America
>dead 5 days lady
>killed by ISIS
>fuckmylife.jpeh