once I met a very fat hooker on the corner of a street. I wanted to fuck someone and I asked her " how much?" She replied: " 100 usd". Ok, we have a deal. Come to my hotel I told her. as soon as we were in the bedroon, I tried to have anal sex with her. I tried to put my penis into her anus but something went wrong. I started feeling pain. wtf? Then I put my hand inside her anus to realise what was wrong inside it. I found an entire bicycle. It's true believe. I asked her: "how can you keep a bike inside you ass? She replied: " I could not find parking". It's a true story. I will never fuck an hooker again. Now I am gay.
>>4440687
stay safe bby
>>4440700
good double
tfw when you're benis bump against a whole bike
>>4440687
she has lots of boobies
>>4440687
is this LoLo
>>4440687
I came to this sloot.