ITT post your useless/unprofitable talents I can recite

>>4435261
wow thats my talent as well wtf i came here to post that xD

>>4435261
>>4435265
nice talent :^)

>>4435261
i'm a damn fast backwards runner. i won a backwards running competition in camp once. of course some other faggot won cause i fell at the end but if we could have a rematch i'd beat him

I can type 130 WPM within 95% accuracy.

I can watch the jojo anime without subs because I've re-read all parts like 7 times.

I can lick the head of my cock even though I'm obese and 6'3.

My record for jerking off in a single day is 14, by the end nothing was coming out.

I can put cigarette butts out on my wrist.

I'm the #1 Superjail fan in the universe

I can find porn on the internet.

>>4435279
that's not a meme, sonny!

>>4435279
my ass hairy

>>4435283
You're a meme

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Seeing this illusion of reality for what it is. Two or three thousand years ago I'd be a prophet. Today I'm a NEET.

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>>4435261
>unprofitable
i can draw in ms paint

i can click rly fast on cookie clikcer

i cn spin a pencil p. good i gues
i thnk i can mybe drink a lot im v practice at it
>>4435279
im real good at ths 2
>>4435278
p. j-o record m'man
mines 11 bcuz in honr of 9/11 i did it 9 tims on 9/10 n 11 on 9/11 so my 48 hr record is 20 mstly jst hurt at th end
>>4435305
did u do ths?? rly good!!

>>4435305
Please do lewd bukkake Keksandra

>>4435305
i wouldnt call it useless at least.

all i could do is do a very realistic mimic sound of a fart using my mouth

I know English and can copy-paste code from stackoverflow

>>4435444
>444
goodness gracious what a sequence

>>4435444
Checkd

>>4435265
Hahahahha same no joke xP

I can bring myself to orgasm without using my hands.

>>4435580
prove it

>>4435400
Sir are you aware you have achieved repeating digits

captcha: click boats

I get dubs

I can make myself burp

>>4436281
prove it

I can get dubs whenever I want

I memorized this many digits of pi
3.1415926535897932384626

>>4436287
hey wouldn't it be crazy if you found your phone number in the digits of pi

>>4435261
I can walk and chew gum at the same time and I can also pee standing up

>>4436291
no

>>4436297
what.. but... okay.

>>4435602
there you go he left because he didnt use his hands good job you ruined it

I can chew bubblegum and kick ass, but I'm all out of ass

I can say the alphabet backwards and in qwerty.

I know 100 digits of pi.

I know every single president of the US and their terms.

I know every country and a shitload of their capitals.

I can pronounce pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

I can kind move my eyes away from each other.

I know every element of the periodic table.

I remember really specific events. (Not as useful as you think it is)

I can get dubs.

>>4437193
well not today. no get for you

>>4437211
You stole my get.

>>4437214
got 'eem

>>4437215
No u