on the weekend I bought some soap. it turns out I'm allergic

Excuse me?

>>4425835
it's what weekends are all about

>>4425835
when is soap ever an expensive enough purchase that u feel inclined to return it? what were u allergic to also? ppl who make soaps obviously avoid putting common allergens in them.

>>4425835
did you clean/wash your soap before using it?

>>4425835
Why would you ever buy soap when you can just stream it online for free...

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>>4426738
this is very good point but some people like the analogue stuff for nostalgic reasons

>>4426738

That doesn't even make sense why don't you go shove soap up your vagina you BITCH you FUCKING SLUT WHORE

dude this one time i bought a vegan shower gel by accident
the strugglel is real
i peed in it before using it just in case

>>4426761
post hands

>>4426761
like half the posts here with my name are not even me

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you need some Aveeno--or a generic version of aveeno. I like the body wash. I get rashy too op.
we be two rashy peoples.

>>4426792

My hands are white and manly and could crush yours. FAGGOT!!!!

>>4426814

Lies. You only have impostors once in a while you fucking bitch cunt slut whore.

99.99999999999999 percent of all posts under that name are YOU being a fucking huge slut.

>>4426814
Speak for yourself

>>4426824

SHOVE CHAD'S DICK UP YOUR ASS YOU WHORE

CHAD THUNDERCOCK IS WAITING TO BANG YOU. BITCH

>>4425835
I tried switching to a roll-on deodorant about a year ago instead of using gel and it made my armpits all itchy and red. What's up with that

>>4426828
>>4426837
post hands

>>4426841
woah see a dr

>>4426841
have you tried turning it off and on again

>>4426852
Nah I just switched back to my regular deodorant and everything was fine

>>4426856
This post turned me off and on again if you know what I mean.

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note to self, stop posting ITT

>>4426862
i donno wat u mean, fake lolo, pls explain

>>4426856
I get this joke because a Russian guy I used to know insisted on showing me IT Crowd when I was recockulously drunk one night

>>4426862
Oh I know what u mean ;) ;) ;)

did you tried washing the allergies off with the soap? :^)

>>4426868
At first I was like "ugh this post just doesn't do it for me", but then I was like "ooh now I'm suddenly very lustful".

>>4426892
oh i see
thats kinda nsfw haha

>>4426848

Why? FAGGOT. My hands are so amazing I could give you an ass job with one hand alone. You'd be screaming from constant ass orgasms. I would do it regardless of your gender.

>>4427067
post hands

>>4427067
i have GOT 2 c these hands!

>>4426883
no maybe the soap has the allergies so u have to wash the soap first

>>4427067
I'm not gay but this is pretty hote

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>>4425835
NOOO AWAAAY!
Tell me more about that!
>Implying that i care
suicide yourself op