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I was waiting at a cornerstore drinking a smoothie waiting for

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I was waiting at a cornerstore drinking a smoothie waiting for the person behind the counter to finish a fried parakeet roll. They took a really long time, and I had a lot in my pocket. Eventually someone was convinced I was stealing items from the store. The manager tried to chew me out so I cursed her out and left without my fried parakeet roll.
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>>4342534
Bump for importance
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>>4342534
it was a banana smoothie right?
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>>4342534
*squeezes ur body*
*rapes ure little breasts with my rough hands*
*licks ur soft, puffy cheeks*
*forcefully thrusts precum leaking penis inside ur mouthpusse*
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>>4342683
It was strawberry
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I thought the idea of eating a parakeet was disgusting. I was pretty nauseous thinking about it, but my brother convinced me to get one.
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>>4342686damn bish dats hot
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>>4342534
Thief!
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>>4342534
Hi 'A'

Are you a poet by chance?

Did you know poets are FOUR times more likely to be good people?

Hi btw. Please response.
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>>4342912
Badly writing about dreams is not poetic. What does being a good person have to do with this?

It was a little kid who first saw me and thought I was stealing. He said something like "Mom, that man is taking things"
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>>4342991
I don't think I was even touching anything so I don't know
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>>4342991
Its an objective fact. Euclid wrote about it in Elements.

Poets = Good people

Its an axiom.

Why do you dream about prophecies?
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>>4343355
it's dubs
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>>4343362
Its nub dubs.

Jk. Good try though.

'A' please respond!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4343355
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>>4343371
Those were the days.
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>>4343355
I really don't know I'm not sober anymore, and I'm decaffeinated

I took diphenhydramine and smoked a lot of weed last night. Are you trying to ruin 'A' with semi-serious conversation?
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