>Be me >Mom calls up >"Anon, your grandfather

>>4317190
That's the circle of life, Anon.

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>>4317190
My puni ana (hole) SPDX finally arrived! Time for a review...

I don't have much to compare it to (as it's been a good 2 years since I last owned an onahole, and even then I didn't really dive too deep), but I'll try my best to be as informative as possible.

It might sound cheesy, but I honestly think this thing is a marvel of engineering - a true testiment to the progression of wierd japanese sex shit.
It is, in my opinion, the most "realistic" 3D, real life, rendition of a artistic loli out there.
The detail is fantastic. The breasts are small yet pronounced, with tiny nipples protruding from them and the entire front has a good curvature across the stomach and the vulva, making it very attractive. The small things, such as the bend of the back, the belly button and the angles that pronounce the back, all just add to the experience. The biggest disappointment seems to be the manufacturing defects which are quite numerous - small indentations, bumps and cuts, and maybe the durability - there's some "flaking" already happening from the few times I've used it. For those interested - it does have quite a distinct smell (to be expected of something this big) but it doesn't seem to get very sticky or oily after washing, so I haven't felt the need to powder it yet.

i once shitposted from the couch on which my grandpa died a day earlier
8/10

>>4317217
you spread bad karma to the couch you evil person

>>4317190
who are you quoting?

>>4317217
How did he die? Stab wounds, nearby explosions, choking on food, suicide? What was it, you can't just tell us half a story and expect us to go on with our lives.

>>4317247
cancer tbh (appropriate, innit?)
>>4317225
nonono, he passed away first and then, a day later, i had a shiteboztin sesh

>>4317283
you got his bad karma now. it's probably why i misread your post at first. you should go to a practitioner. i recommend a herbal cleansing.

>>4317283
give money plox

>>4317289
is that official advice?
>>4317290
sent :^)

>>4317311
yeah, i can refer you to someone if you want

>>4317318
i'll walk myself over to /spoopy/, thanks