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I just did the most cancerous shit in my whole life
>I sat down to shit. I had a book with me. I could feel an erruption coming on. My butt cheeks were swelling and the hairs around my asshole were vibrating. I couldn't believe the massacre that was to ensue.
>when I shat, it was explosive, corrosive shit. I felt like it would leak from every orifice of my body. I screamed, my book dropped out of my hands. When I looked down, past my shrunken penis, I was shocked. My shit looked like it had come from a septic tank. Like my body was a septic tank, and my asshole was the crack in the wall that just let loose.
>But it was green. Who the fuck shits green? I wiped my asshole with a sponge. Regular toilet rolls would not help me now. I threw the shit covered sponges in a bucket, and went to wash my hands. When I looked in the mirror, I felt my stomach drop.
>I was looking back at myself, but I was Pepe.
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please tell me that you washed the sponges before you washed the dishes with them
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>>4285307
Every bread deserves a toast
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Been there
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>>4285307
rude /b/ would have loved that story
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>>4285313
what the fuck i use plastic plates. do i look like i'm rich, you plate-washing scum?
i kept the shit samples for my doctor to look at.
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>>4285327
>can afford to waste money on buying plastic plates
it appears you are not true superior poorlord masterrace
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>>4285337
have you ever heard of a dumpster my inferior poorlord
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>>4285351
dumpsters are for hobolords, completely irrelevant, true poorlords borrow plastic plates from relatives and wash them with sponges until the plastic corrodes then borrow more
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