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>be me
>be 23
>be Asian
>making some rice for my Asian famiry
>asian dad walks in
>tells me to be doctor
>i tell him to shut the fuck up
>he destroys my beautiful rice
>superfuckingangry.jpg
>pick up family katana
>challenge dad to honorable samurai battle
>he accepts
>thisisit.png
>we bow and say our prayers after putting on our samurai robes
>we reveal our samurai armour
>we look each other in the eye
>he charges
>i dodge and cut off the tip of his hand
>his sword is useless now
>he tries to fight me with his barehands
>i cut them off too and slide my katana though his chest
>family is looking with shock
>get sent to maximum security prison for first degree murder
>tfw you never got to finish your rice
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>>4281082
Wew
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>>4281082
ask for death benalty, rice for last meal
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>>4281082
2/10
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>>4281082
>be me
>be 23
>be poor white
>making some microwave pizza for my family
>hillbilly dad walks in
>tells me to suck his dick
>i tell him im already sucking my uncle's dick
>he destroys my beautiful meth pipe
>superfuckingangry.jpg
>pick up family wood cutting axe
>challenge dad to loud and unpleasant trailer park family dispute
>he accepts
>thisisit.png
>we spit and chew our tobacco right before we take our last hit of meth
>we reveal our shitty flannel shirts and trucker caps
>we look each other in the eye
>he charges
>i dodge and bite his ear off
>his hearing in his right ear is slightly impaired now
>he tries to fight me with reduced hearing (minor extent)
>i pull on his mullet hair cut really hard until he dies
>family is looking with shock
>get sent to maximum security prison for first degree murder
>tfw you never got to finish sucking your uncle's dick
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