> be me, 14 > teacher says that tomorrow we can watch a

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> be me, 14
> teacher says that tomorrow we can watch a movie since it's the last day of term
> just so happens i had bought the Amazing Bulk several months ago on Amazon for £7
> i bring the movie in
> majority of the class votes for it, apart from Johnny, my arch enemy
> teacher puts the disk into the dvd player
> The Bulk comes on screen
> I am so happy, but Johnny stands up and laughs, saying the cgi is shit
> Teacher does nothing but laugh, fucking cunt
> The Comic Sans title card appears and everybody is now laughing
> I am crying now
> I pray for Bulk to save me
> Suddenly Bulk crashes through the wall, like a flabby purple Kool Aid man
> The Bulk knocks Johnny flying, breaking his leg
> Johnny yells "Is that the fucking Bulk!"
> "Well it ain't Barney the Purple Dinosaur!" the teacher yells
> Bulk picks up Johnny and Bulk Smashes him into oblivion, making him explode in gore, covering the entire room with blood
> He then proceeds to grab the teacher and crush him
> The Bulk grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> He wispers in my ear "Don't get mad, get Purple!"
> I'm ready, he penetrates my butthole with his flabby purple donger
> After he's had his way with me, a giant dust cloud forms as he turns back into a human and runs away
> Bulk is love, Bulk is life