I am requesting assistance because I am in jail with these kids.

true

If dubs I free the kids but not you

Then you will be in jail by yourself rather than in jail with those kids.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4274645
thank you, but no thank you because you actually didn't get doubles. If you did, however, I would be thankful because I really wanna think about my life, but the kids distract me and pat my head and make me feel loved

Give me Doritos I free kids
Not u sorry u belong there u r thief.

>>4274656
I stole those doritos to give to someone in the event that they asked me for doritos in order to set the kids free from jail

>>4274638
you have to beat at least one of them up before they try to gang up on you

>>4274672
alright, I'll put a post here after attempting to do so and let you know how it went

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I'm back.
Pic related: what they did to me after I attempted to initiate a fight

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So the kids starve while u stuff yourself wif dorritos.
Some dad u turned out 2 b.

>>4274706
I gave them all a handful and kept the rest for if someone else wanted some, I swear

>>4274717
why would you give food to children who were plotting to mob you?

>>4274722
I-I didn't know they would at the time. I forgot the basic prison rules of, "beat the fuck out of someone your first day" and instead gave them doritos.
Now my face is red, and I don't just mean because of the blood

>>4274655
>>4274722
nice dubs

>>4274725
i hope you feel comfortable lying in the fetal position

>>4274739
I'm cold

>>4274744
that's your dead reality creeping into your illusion of life

>>4274744
>I'm cold
rip snowden. kry everytime. lol nice knowing you though.