Here's a philosophical concundrum Pizza tastes nice, but

>>4274505
ur mum

i drench my pizza in red pepper flakes and i don't get heartburn

what kind of pussy stomach do you have

Since god is a pizza I'm eating the body of god so therefore I wont go to hell and therefore I won't burn.

But here's my question: the bible said god is a pizza but god is definitely not a pizza therefore evolution does not exist, because jesus was inside my anus.

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pepperoni pizza is shitu tbh

>>4274505
take ranitidine

>>4274521
get the fuq off this planet and never return

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>>4274537
LOL!

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>>4274537
DID YOU KNOW?
DYK that Pepperoni is actually italian Salame and actual Pepperoni is actually called Peperoni?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>4274505

>>4274513
Red pepper flakes are the fugging shit

>Eat so much it literally kills you.
>be in heaven
>"how'd you die anon?"
>"I ate pizza."

Best way to die tbh.

Eat it then get heart burn