What is the most accessible level you have ever made your penis/vagina?

I am astral boy toy and I love it.

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*Squeeeak*

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>>4249302
wot's all 'his then

ill hav u know my cockney is sharp

>>4249306
Sharp cocc cant melt spandex pant

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>>4249297
My bf can use my body in any way he pleases at any time of the day.

Nice porn dump thread

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>>4249314
i don't do anything but post om 4chan about how badly i want to get creamed by girls and boys

this makes me a slut

unzip my paynts n walk in a wimins restrooms one time

>>4249297
ummm
>>>/b/ee pls

>>4249321
It makes me hard when my bf berates me and calls me a perverted slut

>>4249362
i used to drink at a bar until i couldn't walk and have friends walk me to the train station

no sex ever though, it's not the same when you're a boy

>>4249373
maybe you should have gone dressed as a girl

>>4249407
i was in jeans and a flannel shirt with a skinny tie

¬_¬

>>4249421
I hope the jeans were tight to accentuate your butt

>>4249306
me on the right

>>4249373
don't drink, just dance
like your alone, that is
energetically with all your body
like one of those inflatable windhose buddy things
act like you just don't care
womans will flock to your dong

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>>4249437
i'm pretty skinny so the ass was not fat

they only show off my thighs

>>4249450
hehe I know that feel. My thighs are pretty thick. Any weight I put on goes straight to them and makes my profile even girlier.

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>>4249466
one day i will have one of those monstrosities those guys on craigslist are using for prostitution. i will have a 60 inch waist and get pounded out into oblivion for $60 at a time! i just need more food, more time!

My penor is not very accessible as I haven't used it for sexual in 6 years, but I was dancing for the first time last week and one girl started rubbing her butte on my crotch for a few minutes and it felt very nice.

I didn't act on it though because I'm not that kind of giuy. I should probably go dancing again.

>>4249692
I had some girl take me back to her apartment and watch Inglorious Bastards like 6 years ago, but I just wanted to talk.

I think she thought I was creepy, we had met in a bar.

>>4249706
*mentally brofitsts the fellow gentleman*

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>>4249716
>brofisting me for being a slut
>having people regularly sexually harass me at work
>never say anything

>>4249721
*mentally sexually harasses the saucey slut*
do you like that? i can get my friend Charlie in on this if you want..

>>4249731
>list of sexual harassments against me:
>butt grabs
>crotch grab
>been called a pornstar
>grinded against
>touched, winked and slathered

never complain. i am the worst employee, please fire me

>>4249692
>used penis for sexual 6 years ago
Get on my level. Never used, kept in chastity. Sometimes I can stroke it when my butt gets pounded.

>>4249931
do you have boob

>>4249935
I have a delicious flat chest

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>>4249937
oh my god

are you son of zeus

>>4249942
No I don't have enough debts to be Greek

>>4249946
check your privilege pls

>>4249946
>not greek god
>dfc
>doesn't fap unless deep anal massage

i will fap to this later.

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oh look, my friend CHarlie has arrived!
wanna see his sexy dance?

>>4249950
Release all your boy milk for me

>>4249976
that sounded unbelievably sterile

but ok sure

>>4249982
I'll make you unbelievably sterile *steps on ur ballz*

>>4249993
ow

dog what are you doing, stop dog, y-o.

>>4249993
bad news bears.

ay

>>4250002
DAMNIT

U SNEAKY MOFO

>>4249998
*twists heel* stop what?
>>4249999
nice quads