I tried to wear skinny jeans & couldn't zip my zip!..I

let me gib succ until i drain all the cummies out and ur peen is flaccid enough to fit ;^)

>>4238201
You can, but even when it's soft it doesn't fit :(

>>4238203

maybe u can tape it back like a sissy boi eheheh

>>4238209
Too big to tape /:

>>4238222

pix?

>>4238230
no pix, just trips
>>4238222

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>>4238192
Simple: don't wear pants!

>>4238265
Shorts? Skirts? No panties?...

>>4238269
Yes! A skirt or a kilt and all naked below

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>>4238277

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>>4238277
That's a good idea...it's so naughty ;)

>>4238192
you've got an overweight benis. Do some benis exercises

>>4238297
this

>>4238297
>overweight benis
Hahaha wtf

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Buy a benis protector like this one and wear it 24 hours a day (give the key to someone else for safety). After some time, your dick will shrivel and retract from lack of use.

As a bonus it will also make you weak and obedient like a good boy should be :^)

>>4238388
what a nice post

thank you for your thoughtful response, and for those beauties! (the dubs, aka)

>>4238388
That's not a bad idea....
I've been wanting one as of recent, but I have no one to play with :(

>>4238394
Let us all laugh at illiterate anon!

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>>4238496
no, that's rude

instead let's TEACH the Anon how to read!

we can be heroes!

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>>4238514
This! We will help you learn to read, anon!

>>4238222
TRIPS