ITT: Things you would never tell anyone in real life. I

when people invite me to their homes i go to their bathroom eventually and fap in their shampoo bottles and look through their cabinets for prescriptions

I am not even sure how to word this with proper accuracy. I engaged in lewd acts with both my little sisters and now one of them hates me and the other loves me.

>>4049200
lucky one of them loves you must be an interesting fuckship

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>>4049181
ENJOY YOU'RE BAN LOL

>>4049202
We haven't done anything in over 10 years I felt weird and put a stop to it oddly enough still the best handjobs I've ever gotten.

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>>4049208
i'm imagining her as the cutesy submissive type that's girly, having a relationship with her even if it isn't sexual is probably fun as hell.

>>4049215
She's basically a girl me. She even makes your mom and your face jokes too much and at inappropriate times

"YINK GOCER SLOIRKE DIRNE!"!!!!!!!!!! EH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHaHA HOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMAGINGE SAYING THAT TO SOMEONE !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>4049181
I go to community college cuz im poor as fuck hoping would get proper education to $$$$

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I have tried and almost succeeded to suck my own dick. I could only get the tip in, but it was enough, hooh boy it was enough.

>>4049278
everyone that has a dick has tried that get out normie

>>4049282
but have they came in their own mouth?

>>4049230
You go on 4chan bro?

>>4049285
busted

>>4049282
I haven't.

>>4049285
Nice try but my sister would not be surprised to see me hear. And she either doesn't post here or takes the first two rules very seriously

>>4049282
I get limp with a dick in my face so I can't do it

>>4049284
I swallow my own cum sometimes, it's a submissive side I have

>>4049325
>see me hear

>>4049181
that i post here...

>>4049299
>99
nice dubs. i'd admit if someone asked me tho

>>4049363
Yeah I do that sometimes I could easily lie and say it was intentional, but it wasn't.