Things illuminati guilty of:
Kim Kardashian
Low fat yogurt
The color red
Skynet (axial real one)
Please submit any I've missed.
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When it rains on my birthday
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>marginalizedmfwhoa where my face the illuminati made this thread
YOU CAN"T FOOL ME I AM TOO SMART FOR THIS I DARE YOU TO SILENCE ME I WELCOME DEATH
too many capital letters and not enough lowercase
decaf coffee
ass meme
quads and quints stealers
nutella
coke clear
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Blue (Techno Song)
ayy lmao
Donald Trump
Satana Claws
unstable linux systems